And where exactly was Cobie this past weekend?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
yeah. You're classier than that.
You'd have walked I-384, not I-291.
Posted by Pov on :
Nothing classy about it... 384's closer, that's all.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Bah! Everyone knows my handsome features make me resemble a DC Silver Age do-gooder like Tenzil or Dirk and surely they would have made mention of that if it was me!
Obviously this is yet another ploy by Dan Didio to keep me away from San Diego, where I will beat him up, fix DC and get the girl(s)!
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
um, Cobes? Didio was just here 5 minutes ago. I'm not sure he realized you were joking.
apparently there's a restraining order on the way.
either that or Superman-Prime is going to crash the wedding of Mr and Mrs Cobalt.
Posted by Pov on :
We're back to calling him Superboy-Prime, Kent. Dad D -said- so!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Ha! Legendary heroes like me use Superboy Prime's as magic carpets when I'm too lazy to fly myself (re: always).
If only there was a Cobalt Kid on Earth-Prime to have inspired Superboy Prime to be a true hero! Much like I've inspired so many other young heroes like Caliente, Hrun the Barbarian and Thora!
Posted by lil'rhino on :
Hey! I was matched w/ that fella on eHARMONY!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
They really needed a picture of the guy in the thong. *sigh*
Posted by Pov on :
Maybe Rhino can link you to the guy's eHarmony pics...
Posted by Lard Lad on :
<*whew* I'm glad no one recognized me!>
Posted by Jerry on :
A one hour police search? Arrested? A $2500 bond? For wearing a thong, a wig, and fake breasts? America is such a strange place. Have we lost our sense of humor? I imagine the guy has mental health issues. Don't get me started on the shameful criminalization of mental illness in this country.