Remember that time random Nazis invaded LMB HQ a few years ago? What the hell was THAT all about?!?!?!
[ December 11, 2007, 03:04 AM: Message edited by: Lard Lad ]
Posted by Yellow Kid on :
And the surprise plot twist when we found out Satanic Femanazi Girl was really a renegade Supergirl robot!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Remember when Indy popped in randomly and said: "Nazis. I hate these guys."
Posted by Lard Lad on :
And who was it that plowed into them screaming: "RRRRRRRAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!DAMNED RATZIS!!!!!"
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
They were pretty easy pickings compared to the organized Nazis. Didn't Jailbait Lass knock six of them cold?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I remember when I decided to sit that one out and open up 'The Midnite Lounge' in a city that just happened to be a key point on the path to escaping Nazi controlled Khundia. I had given up all hope...and then Crujectra came back into my life…of all the gin joints in all the multiverse…
Corrupt police chief Faraway Lad and I began a beautiful friendship during that time…
...Play it again Pov...
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Ah, they don't make Nazis like the used to.
Remember when a Fourth Reich or a Giant Nazi Robot story was still a (relatively) plausable comic book story?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Or how about an alien race of invaders that at first seem peaceful...but then are revealed to be believers in Nazism!!!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
During that adventure I temporarily ditched my nelly cap for an ushanka, and fought alongside the armies of the Soviet Union of Space!
[ December 11, 2007, 01:27 PM: Message edited by: Eryk Davis Ester ]
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
If you recall though Eryk, that later came back to hurt you when Taltarian Senator Thora called into question your loyalties to the United Planets and Capital during an investigation by the House of Un-Planetarian Activities!
I'll never forget when FC finally went before the HUPC and asked 'do you have no decency?'
Ah, the post Space-Nazi years were tough indeed!
Posted by Yellow Kid on :
quote:Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: Ah, they don't make Nazis like the used to.
Truth! Only a Nazi slimebucket could get knocked out by the Planetary chance machine!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Sgt. Schultz is my favortite Nazi. Col. Klink is my second favorite.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
I am suddenly remembering Golden-Age Ambush Bug fighting Nazi Tigers From Mars!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Random Nazi fact: Col. Klink wasn't actually a Nazi. He was old school aristocratic German military.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
I suspect that much like Enemy Ace, the Col. was actual a bitter enemy of the Nazis!
I remember when Enemy Ace shot down my cruiser in WWI (I fought on the side of Belgium and the Netherlands), but then helped me out in my battle against the space-Nazis over a millenia later!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
The space-Nazis aren't as bad as the alien Nazis. Those guys are really into the whole racial purity thing.
Posted by Tamper Lad on :
Bah those goose stepping Aryans really need to face a menace from the 5th dimension again.
When an Imp changes goose stepping to goose steeping and dunks those SS guys into the mound of goose droppings that's priceless.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Remember the one with the huge scar across his face? What about that 7-foot tall brute? What about the militant masculine lesbian torturess?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
quote:Originally posted by Lard Lad: What about the militant masculine lesbian torturess?
Ah, you refer to Giant Robotic Lesbian. We made her an LMBer.
What can I say? We like us some militant masculine lesbian torturesses, especially giant robot ones.
Posted by Future on :
Ah, Giant Robotic Lesbian. I do adore her (though the feeling isn't mutual). Did she and Gen 13's Anna ever get a chance to run off together?
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
We need a team up of the gorilla Nazis from Dr. Thirteen, the Nazi Tigers From Mars, DeMatteis' underwater Nazis of the late 70s (the Adevnture Comics Aquaman run), and let them come up with a menace so earth-shaking that even Reboot has a hard time defeating them single-handedly.
Posted by Caliente on :
In honor of this thread (and the other Nazi discussions in Gym'lls), I have decided to go to Germany in search of the Nazis. I leave on Saturday. I will report findings upon my return.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Watch out for the zombie Nazis.
Posted by Lad Boy on :
I'm reminded of areading in a German class in which the student was suppose to say, "Halt! oder ich schiese!" but instead said "Halt! oder ich scheise!"
Surely that can work its way into the LMB Crisis of Infinite Random Nazis.
Posted by Lard Lad on :
That was the adventure in whic EDE learned to his regret that "Jeepers!" apparently translates to something REALLY offensive in German! He's still got the scar!
Posted by Lard Lad on :
Remember the ninja Nazi with the swastika throwing stars?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Hm. Until Lardy stops using my avatar, I refuse to battle the space-Ninja Nazis. Its not like they haven't mellowed out these last thousand and fifty years.
Posted by Caliente on :
Sadly, there were no space Nazis, ninja Nazis or even just regular Nazis in Münich. Well, it's not that sad but I didn't get to battle any! Maybe next time...
Posted by Lard Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Hm. Until Lardy stops using my avatar, I refuse to battle the space-Ninja Nazis. Its not like they haven't mellowed out these last thousand and fifty years.
Well?!?!? You ready NOW or not?!?!?!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Sounds like the (re)beginning of a beautiful friendship and all that jazz!
<punches Nazi in the face>
Posted by Lard Lad on :
I got the skinhead!
<POW!>
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
“Watch out for that mad Nazi Scientist. He’s just released a swarm of miniature doodle bugs, flown by real bugs all marked with a swastika