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Topic: The Anti-Tomatoes Thread!
Eryk Davis Ester
Created from the Cosmic Legends of the Universe!
posted April 02, 2006 07:01 PM
Post about your hatred of this most vile of vegetables here!
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MLLASH
bite into the all-caps
posted April 02, 2006 07:06 PM
The tomato is actually a fruit. -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/
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Kent Shakespeare
Spectacled Legion
posted April 02, 2006 07:08 PM
You see what kind of vile lies the anti-tomato mob is capable of!?
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MLLASH
bite into the all-caps
posted April 02, 2006 07:09 PM
The true vilest vegetable is beets. Beets taste like Hitler's crap. -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/
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Eryk Davis Ester
Created from the Cosmic Legends of the Universe!
posted April 02, 2006 07:09 PM
The U.S. Supreme Court declared the tomato a vegetable in 1893.
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Power Boy
Kick Nass Leader
posted April 02, 2006 07:10 PM
i actually do not like tomatoes. i worked in tomato fields one summer in high school: ....the smell in the fields of still green tomatoes being harvested, smashed, and rotting, mixed with dust, and bugs...has to be the most gawd aweful smell i have ever encountered. it beats the smell of day old crap and vomit.
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MLLASH
bite into the all-caps
posted April 02, 2006 07:11 PM
That's a myth, not unlike the snuffaluffagus and the edibility of beets. -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/
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Eryk Davis Ester
Created from the Cosmic Legends of the Universe!
posted April 02, 2006 07:11 PM
quote: Originally posted by disaster boy:it beats the smell of day old crap and vomit. Even Hitler's day old crap and vomit?
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Power Boy
Kick Nass Leader
posted April 02, 2006 07:14 PM
yes EVEN hitler's. by far... and you must realize all the smashed up ones that are not suitable for the grocery stores....go in the ketchup!!!! ewwwww:( tomatoes are icky.
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Lightning Lad
Founder
posted April 02, 2006 07:16 PM
Don't like them and they don't like me. Mutual hatred that works.
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MLLASH
bite into the all-caps
posted April 02, 2006 07:22 PM
Let me tell you all about how fried green tomatoes saved me from starving myself to death after my awful "divorce" back in 1996. Long story short, I was devestated, forced to move back home at age 28, and refused to eat, or leave my room except to go to work. Then one day I smelled that smell wafting through the house. It began a long love-affair with the delicious entree that shares its name with a wonderful Kathy Bates/Jessica Tandy film! -------------------- Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/
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Tamper Lad
With the Scarlett Faction
posted April 02, 2006 07:25 PM
Victorians considered tomatoes to be poisonous.
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Brainiac 5
Cobalt Kid's Spell-Checker and Pain in the Rear
posted April 02, 2006 10:41 PM
I think the most important question is this: How does LASH know what Hitler's crap tastes like? -------------------- There's room for all God's creatures...right next to the mashed potatoes!
From: the Detroit multi-lab | Registered: Nov 2004
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Star Boy
Cat Clan Commander
posted April 03, 2006 12:43 AM
Alexander Luthor's Afro IS the Anti-Tomato!!! -------------------- Wayne@OZ
From: Melbourne, Australia | Registered: Jul 2003
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Quislet, Esq
Great Calamity Kittens!
posted April 03, 2006 12:51 PM
"Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" No more needs to be said. -------------------- Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!
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