Could their child become a Legionnaire? And would it bring peace to their warring kingdoms?
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
I don't know about legionnaire status - that would depend on junior's powers - but the kid would certainly be welcome here.
Posted by MLLASH on :
Princess Pickles!
Posted by STU on :
I thought Dairy Queen had already married Orange Julius?
If they have ice-cream-based offspring, I hope the lil' ones take after their mother. Burger King's shakes always seem gritty and artificial-tasting...
Posted by Legion Lad on :
I think that Dairy Queen and Burger King would fit right in with Sun Emperor, Cosmic King, Saturn Queen and Lightning Lord. And their young 'un would reject their oppressive ways and be a force for good!
And they call him.... Burger Boy!
[ January 03, 2004, 01:50 PM: Message edited by: Legion Lad ]
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
This thread reminds me of an old joke:
Q: How did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?
A: The Burger King got wild with his Whopper.
Posted by Leap Year Lass on :
Kid Cholesterol
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Whopper Jr. (He gives a whole new meaning to "Have It Your Way.")
Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by He Who Wanders: This thread reminds me of an old joke:
Q: How did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?
A: The Burger King got wild with his Whopper.
This was before she met Ronald McDonald and his Big Mac (with the Special Sauce, natch).
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
I heard Ron used to date Wendy. His nickname for her was "Frosty."
Posted by MLLASH on :
Princess Hold-the-Pickles?
Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by He Who Wanders: I heard Ron used to date Wendy. His nickname for her was "Frosty."
Of course, the once-innocent Wendy later fell in with a bad crowd -- Carl's Jr., Jack-in-the-Box, and In-n-Out Burger, who clearly had nothing on their minds beyond, well, you know...
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
'Course there was that fling with the Colonel. I've heard about his 'special batter.'
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
The Taco Bell chihuahua told me all about it.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
So Princess Pickles is a force for good? Is she an LMBer yet?
Posted by Pov 2004 on :
She ate her pickles all day long, It didn't matter what kind And if I stopped to ask her why she Pouted my behind!
Oh, gee, oh, golly we all see Pickles now When she walks by I sit inside and All I can say is WOW!
--I wish I could remember the rest of that song. We used to sing it around the campfire when I was 5 or 6...
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