2. DAWNSTAR APPRECIATION SOCIETY meeting at Greybird's.
3. WHISKEY BINGO in the Rec Room at Noon.
4. LASH LAD: Red Light Lounge Detached Duty.
5. IT'S YOUR TURN TO COOK: Faraway Lad. So get on over here!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
quote:Originally posted by MLLASH: 5. IT'S YOUR TURN TO COOK: Faraway Lad. So get on over here!
Oh no - mushy peas and bangers AGAIN?
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Hmm... No assignments for me today! I guess there's nothing to do but post!
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Fat Cramer:
quote:Originally posted by MLLASH: 5. IT'S YOUR TURN TO COOK: Faraway Lad. So get on over here!
Oh no - mushy peas and bangers AGAIN?
Ok!
For Breakfast I have provided a full Ulster Fry. Bacon, eggs, sausages, fried bread, black pudding, beans and mushrooms. with rounds and rounds of hot buttered toast and pots of tea.
For Lunch
Fish and chips, with bread and butter, and pots of tea
For dinner
Steak and kidney pie, mashed spuds, peas, and onion gravy. Pots of tea. For pudding, spotted dick with custard.
enjoy
Posted by Arachne on :
Grife man, I can feel my arteries hardening just reading that.
Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
Well, he's a Daxamite -- he can handle it ....
Posted by Arachne on :
Yeah, but he's supposed to be cooking for everyone, not just the Daximites and Matter-Eater Lad.
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
You think thats bad, just dont let me start Deep fat frying the Mars Bars.
anyway, all you super hero types need lots of calories and stuff to build up your strength for all that, ermmmm, super hero type stuff you all do over here in Legion World.
Anyway its what all the lorry drivers and building site workers eat and they all have physically demanding jobs
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Well, I'm still full. Thanks, Faraway.
Maybe just some Bubble and Squeak today.
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
FC I've have'nt had bubble and squeak for years. now you got me fancying some.
Problem is with two dogs who insist on having there own share of sunday dinner there is never enough left overs to do a proper B&S.
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
I'll just take a bacon butty and some tea this morning please. And I'll try to be back in time for the Dawnstar meeting and the Transformers lecture.
Posted by Greybird on :
The D.A.S. gets to hear today about why I'm now on my fifth and sixth copies of "Superboy" 226, her Legion debut issue. You can, too.
(Why two copies? I have one in Near Mint bagged-and-boarded, and another to read that has all the ads for Grit and X-Ray Specs torn out. Only issue that I re-read often enough to put wear on the edges, and the paper is 26 years old, after all.)
Posted by MLLASH on :
MONDAY'S LIST
HOW TO MAKE YOUR OWN NELLY CAPS Workshop in EDE's room.
FIX BROKEN SHOWER-CAM: Duplicate Man
URINAL CAKE EXCHANGE DUTY: Princess Crujectra
ESCORTING LASH LAD TO DINNER: Big Bad
IT'S YOUR TURN TO COOK: The Labradorian
Posted by Kid Prime on :
WHO'S escorting WHOM to dinner???
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
All I know is that I didn't have any duties today!!!!
WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by MLLASH on :
Big Bad. The new guy. Strictly a business 'getting to know you' deal.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Tell it to the hand...
Posted by MLLASH on :
I didn't throw a fit when Stu spent the night in your room did I? Don't make me put you on Space-Septic Tank Sanitizing Duty!
Posted by Kid Prime on :
That's actually a very good point.
I concede the match.
Posted by MLLASH on :
Advantage: Lash!
Posted by Greybird on :
"It's your turn to cook" ... does that mean the Labradorian gets to do the cooking, or does that mean it's his turn to be cooked? We haven't had any cannibals on the team for a while, that's why I ask {g}
Transitive vs. intransitive verbs, gotta love 'em!
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
Just got back from EDE lecture. Boy was that interesting, do you know how much work it takes him to look that stupid
and the stiching that goes into each cap, a work of art I tell you, excuse me, whats that, not stiching, bitching!
[ July 15, 2003, 06:46 AM: Message edited by: Faraway Lad ]
Posted by MLLASH on :
TUESDAY'S LIST
JO NAH APPRECIATION SOCIETY meeting at Boy With Ultra Powers' room.
HOW TO STRETCH A DOLLAR seminar at Teeds' Suite.
HOW TO BLOW YOUR LAST DOLLAR ON BOOZE AND BOYZ seminar at Lash Lad's room.
STRIP TWISTER Tournament in the Rec Room tonight!
BRUSH THE CAT'S TEETH: Stuey
IT'S YOUR TURN TO COOK: Saturn Girl
Posted by Princess Crujectra on :
quote:Originally posted by MLLASH: MONDAY'S LIST
URINAL CAKE EXCHANGE DUTY: Princess Crujectra
Lashie Poo, you know I love you dearly, but even you can't force my hand into a urinal
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by MLLASH: TUESDAY'S LIST IT'S YOUR TURN TO COOK: Saturn Girl
Sorry Lash but Saturn Girl is back on Titan for the day, taking care of Bertor and Sydne. I don't think she'll have time to cook. I'll volunteer but I'll have to use someone else's auto-chef. Mine always seems to burn the food.
Posted by MLLASH on :
Princess, unless you can charm some sucker... uh, I mean, friend... into covering you, you better strap on the playtex gloves!
LL, I like SG's cooking better. Can't she threshold dinner over?
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Another day with no chores. I must be doing something right...
Posted by MLLASH on :
You MUST be!
Posted by Saturn Girl on :
Hey sorry to be home so late everyone! I'd love to have cooked you dinner. I love to pretend I'm a gourmet chef, but mostly get to practice at holiday times. How about a late evening snack?
I can whip up some Perogies, an eastern european ravioli type food. Tonight I am featuring a filling of mashed potatoes flavored with roasted garlic, crumbled bacon and cheddar cheese. I will lightly boil them and then deep fry them quickly so they don't get greasy. They can be enjoyed plain, or with a number of different sauces. How about a nice green salad on the side?
Let's have some ice tea this hot summer evening, and offer an assortment of flavored slushee drinks also. And for a light dessert there will be fresh fruit chunks on skewers which you can dip into either an orange marshmallow sauce or a chocolate marshmallow sauce.
((But seriously - On Titan things are not so happy these days. Sydne has colon cancer and begins chemo next week. The last four weeks I've nursed her through major surgery and getting back on her feet at home. The message board and online games are my creative outlet and my little mental holiday. Love you guys!))
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
Well, if I don't have any duties either, I'm going to go Zone out for awhile.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
quote:Originally posted by Saturn Girl: ((But seriously - On Titan things are not so happy these days. Sydne has colon cancer and begins chemo next week. The last four weeks I've nursed her through major surgery and getting back on her feet at home. The message board and online games are my creative outlet and my little mental holiday. Love you guys!))
I sure do hope everything will go well in the future for your family. I hate to hear that Sydne is sick, I will pray for her an much as I am capable, though I am in a fairly weakened spiritual state these days. I hope she feels better and that the treatments work. Hang in there!
Jeff
Posted by Saturn Girl on :
Thanks Jeff! I appreciate your support. Just knowing there are others out there who care is really uplifting. It is great to be part of a caring online family! We're working really hard to keep a good attitude, and even use humor to help mom recover. Her home oxygen line is 50 feet long, and I have told her to think of herself as an astronaut, and moving around as moonwalking.
Hugs, Caroline
Posted by Nightcrawler on :
Thanks for taking the time to stop in now and again, Caroline.
You and your husband have been very giving to us despite your current, trying times. I hope your mother makes a full recovery.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
I'm so sorry to hear about your mother, Caroline.
If I'd noticed there was a second page to this thread, I wouldn't have put my previous post where I did. All kidding gets brushed aside in the face of cancer.
Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
Best wishes to you and yours Caroline. Humor can indeed work wonders for health as it's a major stress reducer -- feel free to drop by here anytime for that little pick me up! We'll tell jokes and do tricks!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Hey Caroline - if we could, we'd cook for you tonight and help out generally. Alas, I can only send some cyber-food and good thoughts your way, along with Dr. Gym'll, Brainy and, for the comedy relief, Tenzil. (Don't let Tenz near the kitchen, though.)
Tell astro-Mom that she has a whole board-full of legionnaires wishing her well.
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Saturn Girl: Thanks Jeff! I appreciate your support. Just knowing there are others out there who care is really uplifting. It is great to be part of a caring online family! We're working really hard to keep a good attitude, and even use humor to help mom recover. Her home oxygen line is 50 feet long, and I have told her to think of herself as an astronaut, and moving around as moonwalking.
Hugs, Caroline
Hey SG you know if you ever need any one to listen to you we are all here for you. Sometimes the sense of escape you can get form all the silly things these posters do and say can be just the pick me up you need.
It hardly needs to be said that we are are thinking of you and sending on our love and best wishes. But I said it any way
Posted by MLLASH on :
WEDNESDAY'S LIST
LMB ARTISTS A STUDY IN NUDES WORKSHOP: Drake, Freeky, Povvins, Crujectra, Bevis, Dean Lee-- report to the studio. Today's nude model is: LARDLAD.
WALK THE DOG: Fat Cramer
MASSAGE THE EARTHQUAKE BEAST: Sonnie Boy
CALL IN SICK: Lash Lad
IT'S YOUR TURN TO COOK: Rokk Steady
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
What's for dinner?????
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
I don't know if I should feel relieved or left out.
Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
quote:Originally posted by MLLASH: WEDNESDAY'S LIST LMB ARTISTS A STUDY IN NUDES WORKSHOP: Drake, Freeky, Povvins, Crujectra, Bevis, Dean Lee-- report to the studio. Today's nude model is: LARDLAD.
How'd I do??
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Why, funny that Lardlad bears such a close resemblance to... me?!?
And congrats on your 247th post, Drake!
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
Now that was the laugh I was looking for tonight.
And congrats on reaching post 247. A very special number indeed.
Looks like you're next EDE.
Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
quote:Originally posted by Lightning Lad: And congrats on reaching post 247. A very special number indeed.
Not to appear like a bloody ignoramous or anything, but what's so special about 247?
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by DrakeB3003:
quote:Originally posted by Lightning Lad: And congrats on reaching post 247. A very special number indeed.
Not to appear like a bloody ignoramous or anything, but what's so special about 247?
If you weren't using a custom title you would have noticed your title would have changed from Reservist to Active at post 247, in honor of Adventure 247.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Hey, great artwork. Watch out TnT! Maybe they can use that for the next "Adult" Legion story.
Anyways, I walked the dog - but SOME DOG! Fortunately, the Schnauzerphant liked the peanut-butter biscuits I had brought along. Think I'll just hang in an art class today.
Posted by Greybird on :
A belated welcome to Saturn Girl / Caroline, obviously one helluva cook as well as a pleasant person ... Pierogies, salad, fresh fruit, and iced tea? Where do I sign up? *ahhh*
Garth / Scott is one lucky man. Especially in the Utah desert. He gets tea {feeble Mormonesque joke}
With having been through cancer and chemo for my own mother, I know the dimensions of what you are having to endure, and our thoughts are with you.
[ July 17, 2003, 03:59 AM: Message edited by: Greybird ]
Posted by MLLASH on :
THURSDAY'S LIST
WHY INFECTIOUS LASS RULES AND YOUR FAVE CHARACTER DOESN'T "Debate" in Lash Lad's room
THOM KALLOR APPRECIATION SOCIETY Meeting at Danny Blaine's
TIE UP THE VENTURAN WALKING MONEY: He Who Wanders
LMB SHOWERCAM BLOOPERS Screening at 8pm!
IT'S YOUR TURN TO COOK: Nightcrawler
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Greybird: A belated welcome to Saturn Girl / Caroline, obviously one helluva cook as well as a pleasant person ... Pierogies, salad, fresh fruit, and iced tea? Where do I sign up? *ahhh*
Garth / Scott is one lucky man. Especially in the Utah desert. He gets tea {feeble Mormonesque joke}
With having been through cancer and chemo for my own mother, I know the dimensions of what you are having to endure, and our thoughts are with you.
Thanks Grey. And the joke wasn't lost on us. You should see what we have to go through to get our Tetley for iced tea. When we ask about it at local stores we just get strange looks. But for a religion that frowns on caffeine they sure drink a lot of Mountain Dew and Coke. Of course the doctrine is against coffee, tea and alcohol and not coffeinated beverages in general.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
I guess I just don't the distinction between soft drinks and tea/coffee.
Oh well, I don't get a lot of Sacred Cows.
Posted by Nightcrawler on :
quote:Originally posted by MLLASH: THURSDAY'S LIST
IT'S YOUR TURN TO COOK: Nightcrawler
Damn! Not only am I a lousy cook. I've got a busy day ahead.
Howabout I order pizza? What does everybody want on thiers?
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
quote:Originally posted by MLLASH:
TIE UP THE VENTURAN WALKING MONEY: He Who Wanders
OK. I'm confused. Does money walk on Ventura? If so, what should I tie it up with?
(At least I don't have to cook.)
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
quote:Originally posted by Nightcrawler:
quote:Originally posted by MLLASH: THURSDAY'S LIST
IT'S YOUR TURN TO COOK: Nightcrawler
Damn! Not only am I a lousy cook. I've got a busy day ahead.
Howabout I order pizza? What does everybody want on thiers?
I'll take chicken and green peppers.
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Pepperoni and Cheese please
Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
That "sacred cow" thing Kid Prime mentioned above seems kinda interesting...
Posted by LARDLAD on :
quote:Originally posted by DrakeB3003:
quote:Originally posted by MLLASH: WEDNESDAY'S LIST LMB ARTISTS A STUDY IN NUDES WORKSHOP: Drake, Freeky, Povvins, Crujectra, Bevis, Dean Lee-- report to the studio. Today's nude model is: LARDLAD.
How'd I do??
I dunno, man...were you paying atention when I was modeling? I got a lot more hair than that...and a beard! Otherwise, it's about right...
Posted by MLLASH on :
artichoke hearts, sun-dried tomatoes and pepperoni please!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Hmm... is Venturan Walking Money actually alive? Wonder how it tastes...
Posted by Arachne on :
Mushrooms, sun-dried tomatoes, and extra cheese for me, please.
As for Venturan money, I don't know what it tastes like, but I suspect it's crunchy.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
You know, I watched The Fished King tonight, and Robin Williams looked just... like... that.
Great movie!
Posted by Greybird on :
[Lightning Lad] {[...] for a religion that frowns on caffeine they sure drink a lot of Mountain Dew and Coke. Of course the doctrine is against coffee, tea and alcohol and not caffeinated beverages in general.}
I was first introduced to the Word of Wisdom, that supposed health revelation to ol' Joe Smith the Prophet, by two fresh-apple-cheeked Mormon missionary girls from Alberta who visited our Iowa home (then Lutheran) when I was 13, and they were 19 ... ahhh me, if only I were five years older then *sigh* ... but I digress.
It made so much sense at the time, or *ahem* the girls seemed to, or both, that on all the coffee tins, iced-tea mix, and teabag boxes in our house, I put labels reading "Do you really need this?"
With my personal caffeine doctrine changing drastically before I left high school -- to wit, Jolt Cola Is Not Enough -- I have that as only a quaint memory.
I remember, though, a visit from those girls and three young missionary men, all of whom were happy to install the heavy window air conditioners for "Brother John" -- my dad, who always liked Mormons -- on one hot June Sunday, without his having asked for the help.
They said, sad-faced, that this stricture barred Coca-Cola and Tab (this was the '70s) as well. (Even though ol' Joe only talked about "hot drinks.") Sorry, sir, no Coke for us, just ice water, thenkkew.
I gather that the sizable faction of the LDS church that weighed in against Demon Mountain Dew has waned in the roughly three decades since?
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
It has quite a bit Grey. Most the the faithful that I know imbide of cola freely. But you are still treated like a Son of Hades when you mention coffee or tea. And if you actually talk of iced tea you get the looks like they are about to perform an exorcism.
I have always believed that the reason the Church doesn't want their followers drinking caffeinated beverages is because it makes them more susceptible to the Church's will.
They are, for the most part, a friendly lot and will bend over backwards to even help strangers but there is always an underlying feeling of selling your soul if you accept their help. When they come a knockin' at our door we just announce we are Wiccan and you should see them run. Usually keeps them away until the next set of missionaries is assigned to our area.
Posted by MLLASH on :
FRIDAY'S LIST
I hope everyone enjoyed their day off today, but there's some night-shift duties to be done...
ALL-WEEKEND MISSION MONITOR BOARD DUTY: Reep
FAN ME ANCIENT-EGYPT-STYLE WITH GIANT FANS: Danny Blaine and Eryk Davis Ester
BAD JOKES AND FUN PUNS SEMINAR at Teeds' Suite
WATER THE CARNIVOROUS SPACE-FERNS: Loser Lad (please sign Release Form prior)
STRIP SPACEOPOLY at Midnight in the Rec Room
IT'S YOUR TURN TO COOK: Poverty Lad
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
And where am I to report to for this fanning exercise?
Posted by MLLASH on :
Ummmm... my room. Quick.
*beeps EDE, cancels his shift*
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Why can't EDE come too?
<grin>
Why do I suddenly feel like Dream Girl...
Posted by MLLASH on :
quote:Originally posted by Danny Blaine: Why can't EDE come too?
<grin>
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Posted by Sonnie Boy on :
[QUOTE]Originally posted by MLLASH: [QB] WEDNESDAY'S LIST
MASSAGE THE EARTHQUAKE BEAST: Sonnie Boy
QUOTE]
Sorry Lash, I was otherwise engaged on Wednesday but anytime you want me to massage your beast again just ask...
heeeeEEHEeeeeeheEEEEHEEEeeheeeEEEHEEEEEEEHEeeeheeee
Posted by MLLASH on :
SATURDAY'S LIST
BASK SEMI-TO-MOSTLY NUDE BY THE POOL: Sonnie Boy, Kid Prime, Rokk Steady
CONTINUE FANNING ME: Danny B
DRINKING CONTEST at LARDLAD's pad! Fabulous prizes!
WANG CHUNG TONIGHT: Everybody*
IT'S YOUR TURN TO COOK: FRUNTAHOLIC (*You may Wang Chung after dinner is served)
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
Sorry I'm doing a Grey here but
WTF is a wang chung
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
quote:Originally posted by MLLASH: FAN ME ANCIENT-EGYPT-STYLE WITH GIANT FANS: Danny Blaine and Eryk Davis Ester
Hope you guys had fun while I was gone for the day...
Posted by MLLASH on :
quote:Originally posted by Faraway Lad: Sorry I'm doing a Grey here but
WTF is a wang chung
Whaaaaaaat!?!? Are you so far away that you never heard of 80s power-pop group WANG CHUNG and their hit EVERYBODY HAVE FUN TONIGHT?
the chorus:
Everybody have fun tonight Everybody Wang Chung tonight
Posted by Poverty Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by MLLASH: DRINKING CONTEST at LARDLAD's pad! Fabulous prizes!
And no, Lardy's custom coaster set of naked LMBP'ers is NOT a prize! Don't get distracted, that's how he always wins these things!
Posted by Stu on :
Since I'm off duty, I'm gonna sit in bed and read comics and eat limited-edition "reverse" Oreos (vanilla cookie and chocolate "stuf")...
Posted by LARDLAD on :
Actually, the "fabulous prizes" are nude pics of yours truly!
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by MLLASH:
quote:Originally posted by Faraway Lad: Sorry I'm doing a Grey here but
WTF is a wang chung
Whaaaaaaat!?!? Are you so far away that you never heard of 80s power-pop group WANG CHUNG and their hit EVERYBODY HAVE FUN TONIGHT?
the chorus:
Everybody have fun tonight Everybody Wang Chung tonight
LOVE Wang Chung Lash. Even their soundtrack for To Live and Die in L.A. was good.
Trivia, where did the group get the name?
Posted by Arachne on :
quote:Originally posted by LARDLAD: Actually, the "fabulous prizes" are nude pics of yours truly!
A cunning trick, Lard Lad!! That's enough to sober anyone up.
Posted by MLLASH on :
SUNDAY'S LIST
DUTY-FREE DAY!
Everyone* scamper around like happy monkeys! (NO feces hurling please!)
*Except Mystery Lad. It's your turn to cook. Hope everyone likes mystery meat!
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by MLLASH:
quote:Originally posted by Faraway Lad: Sorry I'm doing a Grey here but
WTF is a wang chung
Whaaaaaaat!?!? Are you so far away that you never heard of 80s power-pop group WANG CHUNG and their hit EVERYBODY HAVE FUN TONIGHT?
the chorus:
Everybody have fun tonight Everybody Wang Chung tonight
Guess I was too faraway to even register that one on the horizon. Maybe if I actually heard the tune???
What can I say, I was busy beeing a Daddy during most of the eighties.
Posted by Sonnie Boy on :
quote:Originally posted by MLLASH: Hope everyone likes mystery meat!
Gave this up when I got into a relationship.... *ahem*
Posted by MLLASH on :
*ahem* indeed!
Posted by Poverty Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by Faraway Lad: What can I say, I was busy being a Daddy during most of the eighties.
C'MON, Far! Even Maury Povich got to wang Chung in the 80's... Connie, that is...
Posted by Poverty Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by LARDLAD: Actually, the "fabulous prizes" are nude pics of yours truly!
Actually, Anthony, I prefer this one:
Posted by Poverty Lad on :
De TAIL, inDEED!!
Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
quote:Originally posted by Lightning Lad: Trivia, where did the group get the name?
Um... I seem to think maybe it was the sound a guitar makes??
(or the name of their favorite Oriental masseuse)
Posted by Rody the Super-Rat on :
My task today (as always) is to overthrow the humanoid tyrants who have oppressed my fellow rodents.
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
quote:Originally posted by DrakeB3003:
quote:Originally posted by Lightning Lad: Trivia, where did the group get the name?
Um... I seem to think maybe it was the sound a guitar makes??
(or the name of their favorite Oriental masseuse)
Two chords struck on a guitar, "Wang Chung". That's right Drake.
Posted by LARDLAD on :
quote:Originally posted by Arachne:
quote:Originally posted by LARDLAD: Actually, the "fabulous prizes" are nude pics of yours truly!
A cunning trick, Lard Lad!! That's enough to sober anyone up.
Mmm...that's a compliment...right?
Posted by Arachne on :
About your intelligence, perhaps.
Posted by LARDLAD on :
Posted by MLLASH on :
MONDAY'S LIST
BATTLE EVIL: Minesurfer
FIGHT INJUSTICE: lancesrealm
AMUSE ME WITH ANECDOTES: li'l rhino
STRIP CHECKERS TOURNAMENT at 9!
STRANGERS WITH CANDY marathon to follow.
IT'S YOUR TURN TO COOK: Man from Cargg
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
NO job for me today, guess I'll go watch a movie...
Posted by Amber & the Girlz on :
*pampered giggle*
Like, I *never* have to do anything!
Posted by Umber & the Boyz on :
Wrong! We like, perform a VERY important service by standing around and being, like... hot and stuff.
Posted by Amber & the Girlz on :
*titter of agreement*
Like, TOO true!
In return for our, y'know, general hotness, the next LMB duty for the boyz is, like, to cater to our every whim and stuff!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Excuse me, sweetie, but you seem to have a zit on your chinny chin chin....
Posted by Kid Therod on :
Well, as some of you know, once I start I can't stop.
Posted by Kid Therod on :
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Posted by Kid Therod on :
Oh! By the way, today on my agenda, grab as many milestones as possible.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Wednesday's detail:
Search the galaxy for the blown-away-by-the-space-tornado MLLASH: Reep, Princess Crujectra, Sonnie Boy, Dev-Em, Lightning Lad, Saturn Girl, Faraway Lad, TBwUP
Clean out the pool filter: Lardlad
Go to the supermarket: Eryk Davis Ester
Teach the Space-Tornado safety seminar: Fat Cramer and Thriftshop Debutante
Cook dinner: Kid Therod
Play Transformers with Kid Prime: Stu and DrakeB3003
[ July 23, 2003, 02:10 PM: Message edited by: Kid Prime ]
Posted by LARDLAD on :
quote:Originally posted by Kid Prime: Wednesday's detail:
Clean out the pool filter: Lardlad
Aw, MAAAAN!
Posted by Lightning Lad on :
Lightning Lad reporting in. Still no sign of MLLASH. I'll go back out on another sweep of the galaxy as soon as grab some ice tea.
Posted by Kid Therod on :
COME AND GET IT, FOOD'S READY!!!!
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
What are we eating, Kid T?
And remember everybody - consult the Naltor News Net regularly for storm warnings.
Posted by Faraway Lad on :
Well I've been all the way over there, and then went all the way over there then of course I checked in somewhere else. Still no sign of the whip meister.
Thanks for the food Therod, I'll get back out there and see if I can detect any disturbance in the faraway force
Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
quote:Originally posted by Kid Prime: Play Transformers with Kid Prime: Stu and DrakeB3003
I get to be Prowl! >vrrooOOOoommm,vrooooooooom<..SSKKrrreeeEEEEeeekk! TRANSFORM! *CHOOM**CHOOM **BaKOW** "Eat hot plasma Megatron!!" **ba-CHOOOM**ba-CHOOM**
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
quote:Originally posted by Kid Prime: Go to the supermarket: Eryk Davis Ester
I regret to report the all of the eggs are broken, most of the meat is spoiled, and I really, really hope people like their cereal crushed.
Maybe I wasn't the best choice for this job?
Posted by Princess Crujectra on :
quote:Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: I regret to report the all of the eggs are broken, most of the meat is spoiled, and I really, really hope people like their cereal crushed.
Maybe I wasn't the best choice for this job?
Hmmmm... remind me not to ask you to wash my lingerie...
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Just a suggestion, but couldn't that Umber, like, work on a Legion World cheer?
If it's too hard for her to write, maybe Princess Cru could tutor her.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
quote:Originally posted by Princess Crujectra:
quote:Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: I regret to report the all of the eggs are broken, most of the meat is spoiled, and I really, really hope people like their cereal crushed.
Maybe I wasn't the best choice for this job?
Hmmmm... remind me not to ask you to wash my lingerie...
Why... I'd be happy to tear up your lingerie anytime, Princess...
Posted by Umber & the Boyz on :
L is for LOSERS, thats YOUR team
E is for EDE, the king of MEAN
G is for Gee you wish you hadn't come
I is for I like dunno and stuff... this cheer sucks! *annoyed titter*
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
quote:Originally posted by Umber & the Boyz: E is for EDE, the king of MEAN
"king of MEAN"? Man that did suck!
Posted by Umber & the Boyz on :
*chirp of annoyance!*
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Well, at least you tried, Umber - but it seemed to be a bit half-hearted. Do you plan to go through life just looking beautiful and breaking hearts?
Maybe some baton-twirling?
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
quote:Originally posted by Umber & the Boyz: *chirp of annoyance!*
Sorry, I forgot you're a cheerleader, and I'd have to explain the joke. You see, I was being mean to illustrate the appropriateness of the epithet.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Or just to be mean.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Possibly...
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
I wouldn't worry about insulting Umber. She'll forget all about it after her next shopping spree, which should be in about one hour. And last for five hours.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Why don't any of the girls ever take me shopiing with them?
Posted by MLLASH on :
Ummm, EDE, uhhhh... no offense, buddy, but... well... I think it may be the shoulder pads.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Umber! Amber! Princess! EDE needs a makeover!
Maybe you could take for a spa-day as well.
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Or, we could put him on Queer Eye for the Straight Male Sentient.
Posted by Danny Blaine on :
Do I have any duties to perform?
Posted by STU on :
As the proprietor of the Beacon, you have some of the most important duties of all!
My duties today: fill up the "Last Posts" box...
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
Wow, STU. You sure dug back far to find this. You sure you're not a bloodhound?
Posted by STU on :
As you observed earlier... I'm versatile.
Posted by Semi Transparent Fellow on :
I'm not going to touch that comment.
Posted by MLLASH on :
THURSDAY'S DUTIES & AGENDA
How To Be An Internet Playboy 101: Cobalt Kid's room
UltraMatthew Appreciation Society meeting-- Crujectra's quarters
Obedience Training-- Stu's room
YOU'RE STUPID! Lester Spiffany's Zippy Comebacks Class-- Teeds' Suite
IT'S YOUR TURN TO COOK: FAT CRAMER
Posted by STU on :
quote:Originally posted by MLLASH: Obedience Training-- Stu's room
[cracks whip]
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
It's always my turn to cook. That's okay - it's my favourite job.
Posted by MLLASH on :
Plus you're really really really good at it!
Posted by minesurfer on :
Can I stop battling evil now?
Posted by Pov on :
NEEEVVERRR!!!
There's a reason it's called a "never-ending battle", surfie!
Posted by minesurfer on :
<whine>
But I'm tired.
</whine>
Posted by Pov on :
Keep it up, young man, and you can go to bed withOUT your Miraclo pills tonight!
Posted by Abin Quank on :
I didn't see a Miraclo commercial during the Super Bowl.
Posted by minesurfer on :
<cue melodramatic background music>
It's not that I'm just tired... It's just that, well, that I'm not sure I'm doing any good anymore.
Really you got good Leaders running around being controlled by who knows what. You got Mysterious Cloaked Ducks, and Giant Cobalt figures running around with Poverty Amoebas doing whatever it is they do... People stealing threads, while other threads are just left to drift off. I can't cover all the evil that goes on around here.
Who knows what kinda flirting is going on Over at Varalent's place. The line to get in at the Security Office is so long that I'm sure there's some evil going on there, but I ain't waiting in that line.
Now Shakes... Shakes is a cool place. Might have to put a few more back again today.
What I am saying is that I just don't think I can keep up with all the evil, that's all I'm saying.
Please don't take my Miraclo away from me.
<music trails off>
[ February 12, 2004, 08:38 AM: Message edited by: minesurfer ]
Posted by Abin Quank on :