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Could their child become a Legionnaire? And would it bring peace to their warring kingdoms?

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I don't know about legionnaire status - that would depend on junior's powers - but the kid would certainly be welcome here.

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Princess Pickles!

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I thought Dairy Queen had already married Orange Julius? [Big Grin]

If they have ice-cream-based offspring, I hope the lil' ones take after their mother. Burger King's shakes always seem gritty and artificial-tasting...

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I think that Dairy Queen and Burger King would fit right in with Sun Emperor, Cosmic King, Saturn Queen and Lightning Lord. And their young 'un would reject their oppressive ways and be a force for good!

And they call him.... Burger Boy!

[ January 03, 2004, 01:50 PM: Message edited by: Legion Lad ]

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This thread reminds me of an old joke:

Q: How did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

A: The Burger King got wild with his Whopper.

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Whopper Jr. (He gives a whole new meaning to "Have It Your Way.")

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quote:
Originally posted by He Who Wanders:
This thread reminds me of an old joke:

Q: How did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

A: The Burger King got wild with his Whopper.

This was before she met Ronald McDonald and his Big Mac (with the Special Sauce, natch).
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I heard Ron used to date Wendy. His nickname for her was "Frosty."

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Princess Hold-the-Pickles?

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quote:
Originally posted by He Who Wanders:
I heard Ron used to date Wendy. His nickname for her was "Frosty."

Of course, the once-innocent Wendy later fell in with a bad crowd -- Carl's Jr., Jack-in-the-Box, and In-n-Out Burger, who clearly had nothing on their minds beyond, well, you know...
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'Course there was that fling with the Colonel. I've heard about his 'special batter.'
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The Taco Bell chihuahua told me all about it.
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So Princess Pickles is a force for good? Is she an LMBer yet?
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