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Fangirl Girl
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Brainiac 5: For God's sake, I'm a 12th level intelligence, so why can't I program this !@##!@! VCR?!

Saturn Girl: *singing*
Because I'm blond, I don't have to think
I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks
I don't have to worry about getting a man
If I keep these fly and I keep this tan
Cause I'm a blond!
Triplicate Girl clones:
Yeah yeah yeah!
Saturn Girl:
Cause I'm a blond!
TG clones:
Yeah yeah yeah!
Saturn Girl:
I see people working, it just makes me giggle
I don't have to work I just have to jiggle
Cause I'm a blond!
B-L-O-N-D!
Cause I'm a blond!
Don't you wish you were me?

Phantom Girl: Everyone...I have a confession. I'm really..................a closet OTAKU! *runs crying to her room*
Everyone else: ....o...kay....

Brainy: Ooooh....shiny....

Phantom Girl: Wanna know why my eyes look like this? I stared at the sun too long.

(anyone who discusses this show on tv.com will recognize these from my post there as beastgirlsara)

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Beware Fangirl Girl! Her power will force you into saucy slash situations you cannot escape from! *evil laugh* Don't drop the soap!

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Fangirl Girl
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One more, curtesy of my boyfriend:

Triplicate Girls:
Dontcha dontcha wanna Fanta?
Dontcha dontcha wanna Fanta?

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Beware Fangirl Girl! Her power will force you into saucy slash situations you cannot escape from! *evil laugh* Don't drop the soap!

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Straya
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quote:
Originally posted by Fangirl Girl:
Brainiac 5: For God's sake, I'm a 12th level intelligence, so why can't I program this !@##!@! VCR?!

Brainy: Ooooh....shiny....

OMFG. Comedy GOLD! I have so got to figure a way to work those into a fic, especially the "shiny" one. It's so simple, yet so funny.

quote:
Originally posted by Fangirl Girl:
One more, curtesy of my boyfriend:

Triplicate Girls:
Dontcha dontcha wanna Fanta?
Dontcha dontcha wanna Fanta?

LOL! Oh, so sad...yet on the verge of truth. There's seriously a parody fic in there, SOMEWHERE...

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"Not imbalanced, just creatively calibrated!"

Talks about Transformers too much. Likes robots with plenty of bling, er big guns!

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Short-Term-Memory-Loss Girl
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My First Post!!!

Brainy:Hey everyone! I just discovered this great ancient drink called Coke Cola! (starts acting hyper) Supermancanwegoonpatrolnow? Canwecanwecanwecanwecanwe? Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleeeeeeeease????????

Everyone else: [Confused]

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"That was our agreement when you set fire to my bed!"

"I don't know why I ever went out with you."
"Was it the ultra-love?"

"What do you feel like doing tonight, Thom?"
"You don't need your future-forecasting power to figure out the answer to that one, Nura!"

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Aaron Kashtan/Sir Tim Drake

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Awesomegirl
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Okay, I can obviously see this thread is dying, so I decided to add a couple of lines...

Bouncing Boy: Hey, has anyone seen Triplicate girl?
Phantom girl: Who?

Saturn girl: Be careful with that Bazooka gun, Brainiac 5, don't blow your arm off!

Superman: Hey Lightning Lad, why are you crying?
Lighting Lad: Because I didn't get a Malibu barbie doll for Christmas!

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"Do, or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

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Copycat Girl
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quote:
Originally posted by Awesomegirl:
Okay, I can obviously see this thread is dying, so I decided to add a couple of lines...

Bouncing Boy: Hey, has anyone seen Triplicate girl?
Phantom girl: Who?

Saturn girl: Be careful with that Bazooka gun, Brainiac 5, don't blow your arm off!

oh the irony...it's sad...but very funny! love it!

Lightning Lad: Hey Saturn Girl, wanna go to the amusement park? I hear they got a brand new roller coaster!
Saturn Girl: *screams and runs away*

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"He's doomed. We all are. Oh, wanna hear a joke?"

"I'm always thinking about you. Because according to the restraining order, that's all I'm allowed to do."

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Quislet, Esq
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OK everybody, we need to assemble a team for a mission, Bring out the Planetary Chance machine!

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Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!

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Copycat Girl
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Brainiac 5: Cosmic Boy, we haven't heard any news about Timberwolf yet. What's going on?
Cosmic Boy: I don't know. Let me check...Hmm...According to his flight ring and communicator, he died weeks ago...
Brainiac 5: ...So does that mean we're holding auditions again.
Cosmic Boy: Yep.

This is half truth, half my-theory. Them not caring about Timberwolf dieing is, obviously, because he never shows up enough for any of them to really care. But here's my theory.
The Legion has sooo many people with some of the most random powers I have ever seen *cough*BouncingBoy*cough* I think they just want to go to the Science Police or United Planets people and say, "Look! We have over 1000 members!" Well after they lost TW they only had 999, so they had to hold the auditions to get a 1000 again. lol yes it's stupid and I really do think about this kinda stuff THAT much.

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"He's doomed. We all are. Oh, wanna hear a joke?"

"I'm always thinking about you. Because according to the restraining order, that's all I'm allowed to do."

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Bouncing Boy: No seconds for me!

Lightning Lad: Could I get a jump?

Brainic 5: Hey Timberwolf, you see the last X-Men movie? Boy was it good!

Anyone: Hi Superboy!

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Awesomegirl
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Originally I was going to wait until new episodes came out to post this, but what the hell? I'll post it NOW...

LL: Timberwolf, do I HAVE to?

TW: You lost the bet, Lightning Lad.

LL: Alright, alright,(over the intercom)Attention all legionarres, I, Lightning lad, would just like to announce that Timberwolf is WAAAAY cooler than I am, was, or ever will be. You can't see this, but right now I'm bowing down to his awesomeness...ALL HAIL TIMBERWOLF, KING OF AWESOME!!!

Superman: But I thought I was the king of awesome...*sniffles*

Brainy: That's okay Superman, you'll always be the king of awesome to me!

everyone else: AAAAAAWWWWW

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"Do, or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

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Arachne
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[ROTFLMAO]

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Current Obsession: Birds of Prey/Secret Six

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