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Given the reveal in the Action finale and Superboy Prime's history in Infinite Crisis, Let the creative decapitations begin...
1) Catspaw gets Pantha'd
2) Blok is ground into dust and is transported back in time and used concrete to entomb Jimmy Hoffa in Giants Stadium.
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Superpsycho is fond of mechanically seperating people, so my thought is that somewhere between one and three different Triplicate Girls are gonna get discombulated into a massive pile of purple-clad kibbles and bits.
Triplicate Girl has the unfortunate distinction of being the one character that SubPrime can kill three different times, and with three different 'Trips,' he could get nine spectacularly gruesome kills out of one Legionnaire!
But I'd love to see the Legion just *spank* the uberprat, like the meaningless freakshow he is.
"Do you know who I am?" rants the boy of steel.
Element Lad holds up a chunk of gold Kryptonite he just made from thin air. "Yeah, some powerless wannabe mass murdering psycho. We've got your cell picked out..."
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8) If Black Mace kills anyone, I guess that would be okay. So Black Mace beats Saturn Girl and Lightning Lad (of all three boots) into mush!
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9) Nardo attempts to betray Superman-Prime and take power for himself. Unfortunately, it turns out that it's Yera disguised as Superman-Prime that he kills with his kryptonite rays that kill even non-Kryptonians. Superman-Prime then outdoes Black Adam's killing of Psycho-Pirate by poking his fingers through all three of Nardo's eyes.
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10) In a redux of the Levitz' scene with the LSV around a dinner table, Silver slasher serves up some Tellus sashimi to the disgust of a squeamish Superboy Prime and Mekt, Grimbor on the other hand digs right in.
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11) Superboy Prime rips off another arm of Lightning Lad (although I am tempted to say Splitter) to keep reminding him of what he did to poor Risk.
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12) Black Mace steals the Academy HQ blueprint and plants explosives all around it, therefore blowing up all the Academy members before they could ever become Legionnaires!
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13) Gates... Giant can of Raid... 'Nuff Said
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14) Freezes Polar Boy solid with super-breath, then smashes.
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15) Both reboot and threeboot Karate Kid are thrown through time into whatever book Keith Giffen is writing/drawing next!
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16) Grimbor the Chainsman and Catspaw duel to the death (must be 18 to purchase)
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17) Dawnstar's wings are ripped off and force fed to Shikari!
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18) After Dreamer's peanut allergy is revealed, SBP uses his super breath to pepper her with Reese's Pieces. She swells up like a pufferfish and dies of anaphylactic shock.
I add that they place Thom at the scene and use this for the obligatory Supergirl dies in Crisis homage.
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19) Thunder is killed by the Joker in obliglatory "Joker shows up and kills someone sequence".
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20) In one amazing blow, the Persuader's atomic axe slices through the containment suits of all three Wildfires releasing a wave of anti-matter that whites everyone out in the final page.
-------------------- No regrets, Coyote.
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