1. His name is really Edavis Ester, but he did a number on a Toustongov computer and hasn't been able to get it changed back.
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2. He dresses like Robin Hood or Green Arrow and yet he's an awful shot with the bow and arrow.
3. He's from Touston, the capital world in the Texas star system.
4. His social ineptness stems from his disinterest in mending broken relationships.
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5. He's only made three appearances (one in Who's Who; two in the book)
6. He's shaken the hands of famous people before, like Star Boy.
7. Despite misgivings, he's actually never seen an anvil before in his whole life.
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8. Certain people will go to great lengths to cover up the fact that they forgot him when listing Legion characters with middle names.
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9. Due to the nature of his powers, it's more common for Ester to fixate than fix.
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10. Home is where he hangs his nelly cap.
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11. He eats omen noodles.
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12. There aren't any statues of him on Touston, but there are plenty of Calamity King busts.
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13. Watch out for his sister, Jane.
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14. He's a descendant of Major Disaster. Just as Nardo is related to Despero.
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15. He could carry his own series... to the trash bin! BWAhahahahahaha!
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16. Is he really a blond? Only his space-hairdresser knows for sure!
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17. Surprising enough, he eats space-spaghetti rather tidily! Posted by Fat Cramer on :
18. He's very respectful about staying out of china shops.
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19. His eventual girlfriend is a hot blonde chick with super-strength.
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