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6. Inject yourself with wacky potions thrown together haphazardly by High School Science Students in the hopes one of them might give you powers.
7. When a new person comes up to meet you, say "I don't want your ilk in my club! Rejected!!"
8. Glue rocks underneath feathers and fool your friends into thinking you've invented a serum that makes feathers heavy!
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11. Give all your friends medallions with your face on it; force them to wear it at all times.
12. While playing baseball, konk someone on the head on purpose with the ball; explain to them that this means they are leader for the current mission!
13. Smear blue makeup around your eyes ala Calorie Queen, An Ryd & Infectious Lass.
14. Join a club along with 3 other people; betray the club and, years later, kill one of the guys who joined with you.
15. For those with large craniums: Shave your head bald and form a team of gay heroes!
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21. Take your Legion action figures outside on stormy nights and hope lightning strikes you.
22. Invent a device that controls weather and can be secreted in your clothing. If it works, go back to 21, above.
23. Find an alien trapped under a tree. Refuse to help him unless he gives you a ring that can turn your abdomen into that of a giant insect.
24. Be related to someone [George Bush] who's trying to take over the world and let him lock you in his attic. Later escape and thwart his plans for world domination.
25. Discover your best friend is an alien from another planet, but don't tell anyone.
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26. Invent a game where the "winner" gets smacked in the head with a flying planetoid.
27. Create a new wardrobe by cutting away all the effeminate colors in your current wardrobe.
28. Find a rich benefactor to support you adventuring activities, then feign surprise when said benefactor claims to be your long lost father.
29. Allow your once arch-nemesis to become your new majordomo.
30. Think up fruity anagrams for your heroic code name. Alternately, think up new codenames that border on copyright infringement. If possible, find a way to use both new name simultaniously.
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36. Atempt to use your riches to bribe your way into a club you are not otherwise qualified for.
37. Atempt to join a club. Get rejected. Turn evil.
38. Compete to win the prize of your dreams, then reject prize so you can still hang with your loser friends.
39. Run away from the club sworn to look out for your underage welfare, join rival club, never be heard from again.
40. Display confusion over which century you are from, and rather you are yourself or the identical similarly costumed children of yourself, until fanboys jump in to straighten you out.
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