Or in a men's locker room with a high ceiling. I don't know why the image popped into my head, but now I can't evict it ...
When he uses his powers in either place, doesn't Gim become the Legion's equivalent of (to borrow from the film of "M*A*S*H") Walter "Painless Pole" Wadowski, D.D.S.?
Do I really need to, ahem, explain what I'm talkin' 'bout?
Only one word for the male reaction: envy ...
I cannot believe, with all these Legion-fan minds rolling in the gutters, that nobody else has remarked about this yet ;)
Posted by huntdrouin on :
Oh, I've thought about it, Greybird, but been too "diplomatic" to bring it up. Glad someone did, though
Posted by SiliconDream on :
Who would care? It's relative size that counts. Cham, now, Cham is a lucky man. Durlan. Whatever.
But Jim Shooter once said Thom was probably the best-endowed of the non-shapeshifters.
[ April 29, 2004, 03:06 PM: Message edited by: SiliconDream ]
Posted by KinetixgreenZoe on :
Let's just say I wouldn't be able to keep my eyes off of it, I MEAN HIM.
Posted by lancesrealm on :
This brings to mind the idea of Vi shrinking in the middle of...umm...well...oh, never mind.
Posted by Monkey Eater Lad on :
In 3003, seeing Gim at a nekkie beach would be kinda freaky - in the rotten corpse sense of the term.
Posted by Greybird on :
Legionnaires never die, to paraphrase Bones McCoy, so long as we remember them.
Who's more enduring from 500 years ago? Philip II, king of Spain and contender for Holy Roman Emperor, whose conquests and Armada have all crumbled to dust ... or Don Quixote?
The same works with going, shall we say, back to the future.
Posted by MLLASH on :
Oh, I think about Gim at a nude beach frequently. Nightly in fact. Sometimes 3-4 times a day. In fact, I'm thinking of it right now!
Posted by deanlegion on :
Poor Gim Allon, even with all that size on his side, he still had invulnerable guys like Superboy, Mon-El and Ultra Boy to compete with. I mean, size is a fine enough attribute, but really, isn't stamina preferrable?
Posted by MLLASH on :
Since Gim was killed in the LAMEST STORYLINE EVER (note the capital letters!), it would seem that stamina is more important!
I miss the big guy!
*imagining Gim in a locker room-- again*
Posted by Varalent on :
quote:Originally posted by MLLASH: Since Gim was killed in the LAMEST STORYLINE EVER (note the capital letters!), it would seem that stamina is more important!
I miss the big guy!
*imagining Gim in a locker room-- again*
Just for you Lasher...whenever you need a visual "pick me up" head over to the Legion Guys showers on the second page of the Recreation Center & Showers at LegionGuys.com Posted by lil'rhino on :
As I was enjoying a repeat viewing of one of my FALCON videos the other evening, I imagined how perfect it would be to cast Mr.Allon as one of the performers, especially in the locker room scenes!
Posted by 235 - Andy S on :
my ex showed me a fanzine from the 70s that had a picture of gim allon, naked, facing another legionnaire who was AGHAST/IMPRESSED/IN AWE/DEBATING WHAT TO DO NEXT
it was pretty funny
definitely helped to know other people were pondering the same questions
Posted by Kid Prime on :
Uh, who was the other Legionnaire?
Posted by 235 - Andy S on :
i can't remember if it was shrinking violet and saturn girl, or a couple of guys -- i saw the image more than 10 years ago and it was rushed (he was geeky about keeping things locked up)
i know saturn girl was often portrayed on these things (i don't know why) but so was superboy (again, don't know why - they're 2 of my least fave)
Posted by Kid Prime on :
quote:Originally posted by lil'rhino: As I was enjoying a repeat viewing of one of my FALCON videos the other evening, I imagined how perfect it would be to cast Mr.Allon as one of the performers, especially in the locker room scenes!
Which one was it? Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
quote:Originally posted by Kid Prime:
quote:Originally posted by lil'rhino: As I was enjoying a repeat viewing of one of my FALCON videos the other evening, I imagined how perfect it would be to cast Mr.Allon as one of the performers, especially in the locker room scenes!
Which one was it?
Was it the one where both the Falcon and Captain American had solo stories and then paired up at the end? Posted by Soy-Monkey Eater Lad on :
Oh and did that vid include appearances by fellow Avengers Goliath, Ironman, and The Beast? And...wait, what are we talking about?
[ September 22, 2004, 01:24 PM: Message edited by: Soy-Monkey Eater Lad ]
Posted by Kid Prime on :
quote:Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
quote:Originally posted by Kid Prime:
quote:Originally posted by lil'rhino: As I was enjoying a repeat viewing of one of my FALCON videos the other evening, I imagined how perfect it would be to cast Mr.Allon as one of the performers, especially in the locker room scenes!
Which one was it?
Was it the one where both the Falcon and Captain American had solo stories and then paired up at the end?
I don't think there's ANY doubt about anyone pairing up at the end of a Falcon video. Posted by Soy-Monkey Eater Lad on :
Hey folks check on the Gim Gallery for my artistic interpretation of Grey's post. I hope you like big concept.
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