Legion of Substitute Super-Heroes #1. Written by Mark Millar, art by Bryan Hitch! Marvel's hottest team crosses over to DC and takes over the most unlikely of teams! The Substitue heroes get the spotlight for the first time in a decade, as Polar Boy, Stone Boy, Chlorophyll Kid, Night Girl, Infectious Lass and Fire Lad take up the mantle of super-heroing. But don't expect this to light-hearted, as their first order of business is weapons-inspecting the Khund Empire, and all hell breaks loose!
For April:
Legion of Substitue Super-Heroes #2, by Millar and Hitch. The battle with the Khunds escalates, as the subs must deal with not only the Khunds and their weapons of mass destruction, but now they have Grimbor the Chainsman, a 30th century sexual sado-masochist after them, and he's kidnapped Fire Lad and Chlorophyll Lad! Plus: Matter-Eater Lad joins the fray!
Legion of Substitue Super-Heroes #3, by Millar and Hitch! Beginnings, Part 3! Matter-Eater Lad assembles a team, as the sexual sadist Grimbor the Chainsmen tortures Chlorophyll Lad and Fire Lad! Plus the Khunds! Also this issue: Night Girl drops a big revelation, and a hero makes the ultimate sacrifice!
For May:
Legion of Substitute Super-Heroes #4 by Millar and Hitch! The team deals with the death of Fire Lad last issue, and takes some down time. Plus, more on the Khundian menace and Night Girl coming out of the closet. Also, the team becomes divided as Tenzil and Polar Boy vie for leadership!
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Legion of Substitue Super-Heroes #5 by Millar, Hitch and Byrne. "Struggles". Polar Boy questions his role in the world, his sexuality and his intentions in forming the Subs! The Khundian menace grows darker, as the mysterious mastermind is revealed! Plus, Tenzil is accused of cannibalism for the Khunds he ate in issue three! Brought to you only by the team of Millar, Hitch and Byrne, as they rip the Subs into the new millenium with edgy, modern storytelling! Plus a five page preview of the upcoming "Night Girl: Super Heroine by night, quiet lesbian librarian by Day" title by Chuck Austen!
Posted by MLLASH on :
Sorry Cobes, but Drura would have Grimbor shooting crap out of all orifices! He'd know to avoid her like the... plague.
Have him torutre... hmmmm, I dunno.... Antennae Lad.
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Looks like old Plant Lad himself took the beating! Hope Millar wasn't too rough on him Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Does anyone have the solicitation for issue #6? I really wanna know how the first arc ends!
Posted by MLLASH on :
Can we have Double-Header tortured too? I always thought he should be tortured more.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Issue #6-by Millar, Hitch and Byrne! "Double-Header". The tale of Subs recruit Double-Header, as Polar Boy calls in the mysterious Double-Header to work against Tenzil in the Subs! However, Drura and Chlorophyll Lad, both whom have fallen in love with Tenzil, find out and send him to the cell of Grimbor the Chainsmen! He is then brutally tortured and murdered in one of the most horrific series of panels ever! Joe Queseda says "if this doesn't get an Eisner, I don't know what will", and he's not even working for DC! Buy it now before it sells out!
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LEGION OF SUBSTITUTE HEROES # 8
"Attack of the O-Ring!"
The Subs are in panic when Evillo, Omega, Reflecto, Eclipso, Universo, and Mantis Morlo (known collectively as THE O-RING) attack! Waiting in the wings: the 7 nefarious villains known as THE DEVIL'S DOZEN!
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Issue #7- The Khund menace saga finally comes to an end as "Infectious Lass cuts loose!". Long time Subs fans get their wish as they see the spotlight on Drura, as she takes off on her own to destroy the planet Khundia! Plus, Tenzil and Polar Boy have a duel to determine the leader of the Subs! And just where has Stone Boy been?!! Brought to you by Mark Millar and Bryan Hitch!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Lash, looks like you have the soliciation for #8! It looks even more exciting than the first saga! Gasp, I can't wait to see Millar's take on the Devil's Dozen!!!
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Also coming out this summer:
Evillo Secret Files! By John Byrne, Chuck Austen, Mark Millar, Bryan Hitch and Paris Hilton in her comics writing debut!!! See the origin of Evillo, wife of Evillo, daughters of Evillo and adventures of teen-Evillo!!!! Bonus: Night Girl story by Paris Hilton about her wacky adventures at various "Night" clubs!
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Lash, do you have the solicitation for #9? Does anyone?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Check out this interview with Mark Millar on www.pornisart.net ! He says:
"We've decided to just do away with the whole numbers thing anyway for the Subs series. It just seems like such a 20th century thing and now we're in the 21st. I like to think of my stories as a puzzle, something beyond linear. Something fun, for the family, especially for horny teenagers in the family, ya know? And for pot-heads too, they're pretty cool."
Wow, Millar is just so right! Numbers suck anyway! I guess Subs #9 and #10 are just latest Subs and even newer Subs now!
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# 9
DARK INFECTIOUS LASS Part 1
Drura has unleashed a plague that has killed everyone on Khundia, ending their menace forever!
Will the subs cheer her-- or jeer her?
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#10 (or newest Subs)-
Dark Infectious Lass #2!
Tenzil joins Drura on Khundia and pronounces her the greatest hero of all time! Yet, Stone Boy is having trouble dealing with mass genocide! He finally confronts the rest of the Subs, but do they have the conscious that he does? Plus, Evillo and the Devil's Dozen! And what is the connection between Omega and Chlorophyll Kid? Only by Millar, Hitch or Byrne!
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#11:
Dark Infectious Lass Part 4!
By Millar, Hitch and Byrne!!! This issue is so important, this is all we can say:
Wow, what the hell do you suppose that means?! What happened to Drura? Stone Boy? Omega?!
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quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: WOW! Check out www.comicpreviews.com for this!
Coming out in March 2004;
Legion of Substitute Super-Heroes #1. Written by Mark Millar, art by Bryan Hitch!
For April:
Legion of Substitue Super-Heroes #2, by Millar and Hitch.
Legion of Substitue Super-Heroes #3, by Millar and Hitch!
For May:
Legion of Substitute Super-Heroes #4 by Millar and Hitch!
Gotta be a hoax: Millar and Hitch could never manage four issues in three months! Posted by MLLASH on :
REVENGE OF THE SUPER-MOBY DICK OF SPACE!
Everyone's favorite space-serpent returns from beyond to wreak havoc!
How will the team deal without Infectious Lass?
PLUS! NEW members join-- Calorie Queen & Lester Spiffany!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Also that month: Legion of Substitue Super-Heroes #Red!
The Dark Infectious Lass sage continues!
Written by Millar, Hitch, Byrne and new writer Paris Hilton! The O-Ring take center stage this issue, as Eclipso and Mantis Morlo turn on Omega Man for having an "O" name beginning with "O" instead of ending with "O"! Plus the revelations of his relationship as Chlorophyll Lad's former mother/father come to fruition! Tenzil and Stone Boy deal with the events of last issue, as they say goodbye to Infectous Lass! Also, the Super Moby Dick of Space, Lester Spiffany and Calorie Queen!
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Wow, check out the latest Subs:
"The Super Moby Dick of Space Joins the Subs"! Millar, Hitch and Hilton bring you the most shocking issue of all, as the Super-Moby Dick of Space joins the Subs in the war against the O-Ring!!! Plus, Lester Spiffany takes center stage!! Also this issue, Stone Boy and Calorie Queen share a 'moment', and boy does it get hot !!!
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"Spotlight on Night Girl!" written and drawn by Paris Hilton! Night Girl gets a chance to shine in the spotlight as she adjusts to the latest developments in the lives of the subs: new members Lester Spiffany, Calorie Queen and the Super-Moby Dick of Space, the loss of Infectous Lass, Tenzil ruthlessly beating Polar Boy and Stone Boy's steamy session with Calorie Queen in the jacuzzi when she was in it with them!!! Plus, what the hell is wrong with Chlorophyll Kid now?!
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quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: [Stone Boy] finally confronts the rest of the Subs, but do they have the conscious that he does?
Well, no.
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Millar and Hitch come back to join Paris Hilton for the conclusion to the O-Ring saga! Can the newly revitalized Subs defeat Evillo and his merry band of super-powerful evil beings?!! Will Chlorophyll Kid stop moaning over the death of all his loved ones? And just wait til you see the Lester Spiffany sequence that is making the woman at the DC offices squeel with delight!!!!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
If you thought recent issues were shocking, you ain't seen nothing yet! In this issue Calorie Queen's fiancee, Calamity King, pays a visit, and boy is he unhappy with Stone Boy! Plus we find out more about Chlorophyll Kid's "problem" as he visits with psychotherapist Lars Hanscom!
Posted by Bicycle Repair Man on :
quote:Originally posted by MLLASH: LEGION OF SUBSTITUTE HEROES # 8
"Attack of the O-Ring!"
The Subs are in panic when Evillo, Omega, Reflecto, Eclipso, Universo, and Mantis Morlo (known collectively as THE O-RING) attack! Waiting in the wings: the 7 nefarious villains known as THE DEVIL'S DOZEN!
Actually, the O-Ring was the Maguffin in the small-press b&w comedy title "Ragmop".
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Wow, I noticed that a lot of these solicitations have spelling errors!! I wonder if that is DC's fault or Previews? God, these people need better editors... Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Coming soon:
Brought to you by Mark Millar, Paris Hilton and Bryan Hitch! Chlorophyll Kid reveals his deepest feelings to Lars Hancomb about life, liberty and bestiality! Things get a big extreme though, as the egnimatic Starfinger gives him a suprise he'll never forget! Plus, Tenzil investigates the theft of Fire Lad's grave...
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Calamity King vs. Stone Boy!!! And to the winner, Calorie Queen! To the loser, death by being swallowed by the Super-Moby Dick of Space!!! Plus Tenzil finds the culprit he was looking for, Monster Master!!! And wait to you see Mark Millar and Paris Hilton's take on Monster Master!!! It's shocking!
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Wow, things have sure changed for the Subs! Check out the lineup: Matter-Eater Lad, Lester Spiffany, Night Girl, Stone Boy, Calorie Queen, Super Moby Dick of Space, Polar Boy. Too bad Millar never answered what happened to Chloropyll Lad and Starfinger, the issue just ended with a big explosion!
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Hmmm... I hope they didn't copyright that O-RING joke...
"ASSaulted by NARDO!"
Secret O-Ring leader NARDO attacks the Subs... and one of them is changed FOREVER by his super-fatassing third eye!!!
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Latest issue:
The team deals with Chloroyphyll Kid's return and subsequent change into "Plant Girl"! Ready for revenge, Tenzil orders the murder of everyone in the universe with a name that ends in "O"! Plus, Nardo vs. Night Girl, the battle comics fandom have been waiting for!
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Coming Soon:
Legion of Substitute Super-Heroes Changes it's name to Legion of Mega-Subs! Only by Millar, Hitch and Paris Hilton! The Mega Subs finish the fight with Nardo, as Tenzil begins eating everyone in the universe with an "O" name!!! Once again, Stone Boy has a crisis of conscience, although this time he has to deal with being seduced by Calorie Queen! Plus, Plant Girl begins getting interested in Night Girl, Lester Spiffany and the Super Moby Dick of Space! Wait'll you see what happens when Polar Boy calls her a "Whore"!!!
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ENTER: THE SNATCH!
There's a new teleporting villainess on the scene, and the Subs are disappearing 1 by 1!
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WOW, check out the latest issue of Mega-Subs!:
"Polar Boy is cuttin' out!" by Mark Millar and Paris Hilton!!!! Polar Boy has had enough and decides to quit the team to become a peace officer! Only, he knows the secrets of the Mega-Subs and Evillo, so Tenzil tells him strait: 'if you quit, you die'! Can this situation be resolved, or will Brek have to fight Tenzil to the death?!
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The Snatch Part II!!!
Polar Boy and Tenzil are both taken away mysteriously, and Lester Spiffany is left in charge to figure out a way to defeat the Snatch!!!! Plus, Plant Girl starts 'bonking' Night Girl and Stone Boy in a big orgy! Wait'll Calorie Queen finds out!!!!!
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*ugh, need sleep. let me know if you find anymore solicitations, just post them, I can't wait to find out what else is planned!*
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ENTER: THE SNATCH! part 3...
The Subs try to get inside the mind of their twisted new foe, but find that she is not so easily penetrated!
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Finally being released: The Finale to the Snatch Saga! Deep inside the snatch herself, the Mega Subs have to come to terms with her inner self! Plus, Tenzil and Polar Boy have one last all out brawl that will determine both of their relationships with the Subs from this point forward!!! And Plant Girl and Calorie Queen fight it out for Stone Boy! Brought to you by Millar, Hilton and Hitch that wacky, zaney combo! Also in this issue: a five page Night Girl story detailing the release of her sex tape on the internet by Paris Hilton and John Byrne!
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Written by Mark Millar, Paris Hilton and art by Bryan Hitch! After the events of "the Snatch", the Subs need some down time to cope with all that's happened, so Night Girl takes out Lester, Plant Girl and the Super Moby Dick of Space out on the town! Plus, the science police investigate the apparent murder of Polar Boy by Tenzil! Also, Calorie Queen gives a big revelation to Stone Boy! All this, plus the return of Evillo, but this time, he wants to join up?!!! Check out the latest issue of Mega-Subs!!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Doesn't anyone else have the solicitations for the next issue of Mega-Subs?
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
I stopped following the series after they had the Super-Moby Dick eat Calamity King. I've heard Tenzil's gone on to full-blooded cannibalism as well. I'm sorry, but this just the direction that I want to see my favorite characters taken in.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Eyrk, I totally understand. The repeated sexual assaults on Chlorophyll Kid were starting to get to me too, until they just changed him into Plant Girl. You never know, maybe Millar or Hilton reads this thread and will fix the story to suit the needs of the fans?!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Eyrk! What a coincidence! It seems Paris Hilton reads this thread and convinced Millar to bring back Calamity King. But he said there'd be a price though...
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Coming Soon:
The latest issue of the Mega-Subs! The Subs deal with the revelations of last issue as Calorie Queen informs Stone Boy that she's pregnant! Plus, Evillo demands membership and gets into an all out brawl with Tenzil, Super-Moby Dick of Space, Night Girl and Plant Girl! And, because YOU demanded it, the return of the one and only Calamity King! What will his reaction be once he learns Calorie Queen is pregnant with Stone Boy's baby?!!! What will Stone Boy do when he learns of Polar Boy's fate?! Why is Tenzil acting so strange?! And where is Lester Spiffany this issue? IT ALL STARTS HERE: "The Great Darkness Quest!" by Mark Millar, Paris Hilton, Byran Hitch and John Byrne!
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"Great Darkness Quest Part II" by Millar, Hilton, Hitch and Byrne. All Hell breaks loose this issue, as Calamity King and Stone Boy have an all out brawl! Plus, the Mega-Subs call it quits! Why are Super-Moby Dick of Space, Night Girl and Plant Girl resigning? Why is Tenzil acting so evil! And just wait'll you see Lester Spiffany vs. Tenzil! Plus, what is Evillo's role in all this?
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"Great Darkness Quest Part III" by Millar, Hilton, Hitch and Byrne, that wacky combo! Calamity King reclaims Calorie Queen for his own, but what about Stone Boy's baby with her? And who is Dr. Mayaville? Plus, with half the team quitting, what are Tenzil, Lester and Evillo gonna do now? Just wait til you see that stellar last page...
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WOW!!!!! Wait'll you see this preview for the Mega-Subs!!! The final chapter!!!
This is it folks! The finale to the Great Darkness Quest! The villian has been revealed: the Ghost of Fire Lad!!! The final battle with Fire Lad as Evillo, Lester, Stone Boy and Tenzil battle him one on one. Plus, the return of Polar Boy as a half-eaten corpse! Tenzil cleared for his crimes as they were done by Fire Lad!
Plus, in this double-sized issue, don't miss: - the tryout of Evillo for the Mega-Subs - Stone Boy and Calorie Queen's baby born. Will Cal return? - who goes and stays: Super Moby Dick of Space, Night Girl, Plant Girl, who else?
- and because you demanded it: Proty meets the Mega Subs!
Posted by LoneWolfLondo on :
I heard that after this arc MegaSubs is being rebooted into "Ultimate-All-New-I swear it's Different SUBS".
With a series of solo stories, showcasing each "new" member, entitled "Assorted SUBS".
Gosh, I just can't wait to see who eats whom!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Wow Londo, where do you get your info?
I sure wish someone else had the preview for the next Mega-Subs...
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Major, Major, Major NEWS!!!!!
Mark Millar and Paris Hilton are taking the Subs in a bold new Direction! The series is getting cancelled, and then restarting after the events of the last few issues! Check out the new team in The Substitutes #1
By Mark Millar and Paris Hilton, with art by Todd McFarlane! The New lineup of Matter-Eater Lad, Calamity King, Lester Spiffany, Calorie Queen, Stone Boy, Plant Girl, Night Girl, Evillo and Grinn burst into the 31st century in a bold new direction! See Tenzil assume the mantle of leadership once again now that his name is clear! See Calorie Queen decide between Stone Boy and Calamity King and the fate of her baby! See Night Girl and Plant Girl start their relationship despite awkard feelings around Grinn! See Evillo and his dreadful secret plan! See the menace of Sugyn strike! And just wait 'til you see what we have in store for Lester Spiffany and the new girl in his life...
ALL NEW! ALL DIFFERENT! The Substitutes!
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Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
I'm excited about this new comic! I stopped reading the last series after Calamity King was killed, but since he's featured prominently in the new series, I'm going to pick it up!
I guess I'll have to go back and pick up the last storyline of the previous series as well, to find out exactly how Calamity King came back!!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
The Substitutes #2 by Millar, Hilton, McFarlane.
The battle with Sugyn rages on, as Evillo is forced to earn his keep! Watch as Tenzil effectively 'solves' the Evillo problem once and for all with a dramatic ultimatum! See Night Girl, Plant Girl, Grinn and the rest in action! See Stone Boy and Calamity King's budding friendship, and the personnal growth of Calorie Queen! And see Lester Spiffany uncover the mystery of the space-monster of T'zyan t'zur with his new Debutante girlfriend! This is the Subs how you like them: new, exciting and paving the way for a new generation!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Jeepers! It's been months since the latest issue!
I love this series, but I'm growing frustrated with the long wait between issues...
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Tell me about it EDE! Millar's books and Paris's monthly flow are always so late! I'm dying for the next issue...
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
The Substitutes #3!
Finally arriving, issue #3 promises to deliver in the way that only Mark Millar and Paris Hilton can! With art by Todd McFarlane, this is sure to be a sell-out, so be sure to by the limited edition gold-foil copy!
Picking up where it left off, we find Lester Spiffany and his Debutante girlfriend uncovering the mystery of T'zian t'zur! Except nothing can prepare them for the mystery villian... The Anti-Monitor! !!!. That's right, back from Crisis on Infinate Earths, the Anti-Monitor is set to battle the Substitutes!
Calamity King and Stone Boy, quickly becoming best friends race across space to join their ally! Plant Girl and Night Girl, everyone's favorite romantic pair confront Grinn on his chauvanistic attitude and lack of manners! Tenzil assumes command and forces Evillo to play it strait and help them battle the Anti-Monitor!
Plus- what is the story of Calorie Queen's baby?
Check it out in the latest issue of The Substitutes!
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Special Double-Sized Platinum-Plated Cover Issue of The Substitues #4!!! by Mark Millar and Paris Hilton, with special art by long-time comics legend Rob Liefield!
The One you've been begging for: "The Anti-Monitor versus the Subs!" To the winner: space and time!
See Lester, Stone Boy and Calamity King fighting side by side against entropy and shadow demons! See Plant Girl, Night Girl and Grinn journeying to the beginning of time to punch the universe in the teeth! See Tenzil and Evillo fighting the Anti-Monitor two-on-one in a dramatic fight sequence that lasts a full twelve pages!
Can comics get any better? Just wait 'til you see the ending...
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The Substitutes #5!!! by Millar, Hilton and McFarlane!
"What do you do the day after the day after the end of Time?" After a rough battle against the Anti-Monitor, the Subs take a break and reflect on the changes in their lives! Tenzil deals with eating the Anti-Monitor! Calamity King and Stone Boy watch magno-ball and drink silverale! Night Girl and Plant Girl have a hot sex scene! Plus Lester! Grinn! And Evillo finally come clean about his secret--and this one's a doozy! Spoilers! Watch as you see that Evillo's true love is ballet, and he leaves the team to join the traveling ballet company of Somatahur!
And finally, the secret of Calorie Queen's baby! Watch as we learn that her baby is none other than...the Sun-Eater!
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The Substitutes #6! by Millar, Hilton and McFarlane!
With barely any time to rest after beating the Anti-Monitor, the Subs watch in horror to learn that Calorie Queen and Stone Boy's child is really the Sun-Eater! Coming together again, the Subs fight it with every skill they know! Watch as Tenzil, Lester, Calamity King, Stone Boy, Plant Girl, Night Girl, and Grinn battle alongside Calorie Queen against the Sun-Eater, her own son!
Bonus Feature! a special story by John Byrne, detailing the meeting of former Sub Evillo and some guy named Pete that might become important for the Subs later...(and that's a hint faithful reader!)
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The Substitues #7!!! by Millar, Hilton and the long awaited return of Bryan Hitch!
Beginning 'the Omen/Prophet saga'! Part I:
"By Grinn Betrayed!"-after last issue's shocking finale of Grinn betraying the Subs and killing Calorie Queen's baby Sun-Eater, watch and see the revenge the Cal enacts on him!
Plus: introducing the newest Sub...Proty! Watch as Proty breates new life into the Subs and he and Tenzil begin solving the mystery of the Omen and the Prophet!
Plus...is Calamity King sleeping with Night Girl?
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The Substitutes #8 ! by Millar, Hilton and Hitch!
"The Omen and the Prophet Saga, Part II"!
'Porcupine Pete!'- after the cannibalistic murder of Grinn last issue by Calorie Queen, the UP sends Porcupine Pete to bring her in. Stone Boy, standing up for her, let's it be known: 'touch my baby's momma and I'll rip you're lungs out!"
Plus, with Calamity King and Night Girl's secret affair in the open, Plant Girl cuts loose!
And Tenzil and Proty watch as Lester Spiffany resigns to spend time with his new debutante girlfriend, just as the mystery of the Omen deepens! And just what is it about Proty that makes both women and men so sexually excited at the DC offices?
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Wow, I can't wait to see where they're going with this! Is anyone else reading this right now?
After Grinn being devoured by Calorie Queen and Lester and Evillo quitting the team, I wonder if any others will join? Anyone have any ideas?
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Hmm... could this line from the recent Wizard interview with Paris Hilton be a clue?
quote:Originally posted by Paris Hilton: I'm crazy about Ron-Karr! He's so cute!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
quote:Originally posted by MLLASH: Can we have Double-Header tortured too? I always thought he should be tortured more.
*Gasp!* This totally refutes my longheld theory that MLLASH and Earth-Man have nothing in common!
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: And just what is it about Proty that makes both women and men so sexually excited at the DC offices?
Hm, I wonder if this question was ever answered?
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Also, I have to say, the Sun-Eater being the love child of Calorie Queen and Stone Boy was a stroke of genius by Mark Millar and Paris Hilton!
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