A certain poster had his leprechaun-like knickers in a twist about his desire to discuss her, but still no thread. So here it is.
Well, who is she?
Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
Tess Trueheart's next door neighbor??
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
Her real name is Tina Tex. She writes the Brainy's Blab column for the Coluan Chronicle, the journal of record for cranky chemists (and others). Although sometimes obscure and challenging in its scientific references, Tina Truth's weekly column has developed a cult following throughout the galaxy. - from Cramer's Help File Posted by Suddenly Seymor on :
Oops. Didn't read this one before responding to the other. Sorry. Posted by Stu on :
"You can't handle the Truth."
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
quote:Originally posted by Suddenly Seymor: Oops. Didn't read this one before responding to the other. Sorry.
Never apologize Suddenly! Alternate realities are happily embraced.
Nice line for the column sub-heading there, Stu. Or maybe that's the sign-off.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Sorry, but these days I've moved on to wanting to talk about Colorless Kate. Did you know she can control anything that's black and white? Now, while it's clear she has power over zebras and skunks, I'm not sure if she can control things that are merely black, or merely white. Or if she only has power over living things.
I'm quite certain that Tina Truth could make her tell us, though.
Posted by Varalent on :
EDE, take it from me. You deserve better than Colorless Kate. She has no imagination, everything is either black or white with her. Someone of your varied interests will surely find her stifling.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Well, she certainly seemed like a better idea than Itch Witch.
I kind of liked Nasal Hazel, if you can get past the size of her nose.
Posted by Fat Cramer on :
You certainly are fickle!
Posted by Varalent on :
Have you ever considered dating Calamity J'ane MCCXXXII? I think the two of you would be a match made in Heaven!
Remind me to introduce you to her (and then run for cover!)
[ August 12, 2003, 07:05 PM: Message edited by: Varalent ]
Posted by Kid Prime on :
I'm partial to Seamus Paenus myself.
Posted by Stu on :
Is he related to Mike Ock, by any chance?
Posted by queer legion on :
"Tina Truth"!?! Homer Sexual would win in the Legion tryouts. He's powerful enough to make even Lyle Norg gay!
Posted by MLLASH on :
Actually, Itch Witch might make a fun villainess... maybe she's Nasal Hazel's sister or something...
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Nasal Hazel and Itch Witch are ideas just too good to have never been used!
Posted by MLLASH on :
We need to have your hilarious thread about the original BITS characters suggested by readers bumped up.
Posted by MLLASH on :
"Observe, Legionnaires, as I use my incredible powers to force this panda to do my bidding!"
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Yay! Colorless Kate!
Posted by MLLASH on :
I totally like this version of Colorless Kate better.
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