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Posted by Kid Prime on :
 
Well, you asked for more gay threads, TD.


WHICH male Legionnaire(s) do you think has the biggest... you know... THAT? :-) Please give your reasoning behind your answer when you decide.

Also, as a companion question, which male Legionnaire do you think has the smallest... umm... you know... THAT.

I await with eagerness all your perspectives on this important question of size-to-mass ratios.
 

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Posted by Fat Cramer on :
 
Oh.... that that! I thought this was going to be another WWWWWWWWWWW thread.

I'll have to think about this one...
 

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Posted by Greybird on :
 
And here I thought that 20 spam e-mails a day or more, for penis enlargement techniques and pills, was already more than enough of such an assault *sigh* {tired smile}
 

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Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
 
I don't see what's so gay about this thread. All my heterosexual friends and I whip out the measuring stick whenever we get the chance and it's not like we're gay.....

But to answer your Q, although I'm tempted to say something about M'onel and "seeding" planets, and taking Colossal Boy out of the running due to unfair advantage (and Cham too for that matter), I'd guess that Starboy or Jo has the biggest -- they just seem like they do (and there's got to be *some* reason Dreamer's with Thom).

The smallest ... >sigh< WILDFIRE -- it doesn't even like ... exist anymore

Ya gotta wonder what's goin on with Gates though... do bugs even have ... cocks?
 

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Posted by Loser Lad on :
 
Forget the Legionnaires. I heard H'Hrnath's hung like a horse!!!
 

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Posted by Faraway Lad on :
 
As for the largest, maybe Chuck has a .... well you know After all he was able to, ahem, satisfy duo damsel (both of her)

Smallest? I wonder if Sun Boy was overcompensating for a certain lack of stature
 

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Posted by minesurfer on :
 
I'll vote for Imra.
 

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Posted by Poverty Lad on :
 
She's your pick for largest, right?
 

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Posted by rokk steady on :
 
I think Jo is the best candidate for largest, b/c he is so young, dumb and full of... well, he's really cocky, y'know? And Cos b/c of his quiet confidence: he walks softly, so he must carry a big stick.
 

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Posted by Greybird on :
 
Swaggerin' ain't necessarily staggerin'. If you catch my meaning. {g}
 

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Posted by Poverty Lad on :
 
A-yup. To paraphrase Teddy Roosevelt, "Speak softly and carry a big..." well... YOU know.

The more they're bragging, the less they're dragging!
 

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Posted by Princess Crujectra on :
 
Sorta off topic, but kinda not: I read a fan fiction once that involved Giant-Man and the Wasp, from the Avengers, using their respective powers to... errr, enhance... their sexual experience, if you get my meaning. It was... interesting
 

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Posted by Poverty Lad on :
 
I've seen erotic artwork by SatyQ depicting Hank n' Jan, as well as SA-era Gim n' Vi, playing on that topic...
 

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Posted by LoneWolfLondo on :
 
Superboy, pre-boot. Lana was always offerin', he'd knock her out so she wouldn't even get close. If he existed, I bet it got bigger later in life.
And I guess Cham could make it as big as he wanted....
But I'm gonna go with a Sub on this one.... Stone Boy. Dag wasn't really his name, just a nickname he picked up on dates....
"Dag! Look at that thing!"

BTW, a measuring stick? I gotta get out more.
 

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Posted by Mekt Ranzz on :
 

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Originally posted by Fat Cramer:
Oh.... that that! I thought this was going to be another WWWWWWWWWWW thread.

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Originally posted by DrakeB3003:

The smallest ... >sigh< WILDFIRE -- it doesn't even like ... exist anymore

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LOL!
You think he ever gets phantom erections?

lil'rhino
 

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Posted by MLLASH on :
 
Stsr Boy, and he isn't shy about letting everyone know.
 

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Posted by cleome on :
 
I'd have to vote for old-school Brainy. Only because I'm thinking back on a Blues musician who said that he didn't believe in wearing tight pants, because, "Ladies, when you've got a Rolls Royce, you want the biggest parking space available!"


 

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Posted by MLLASH on :
 
heh heh heh! Blues musicians kick ass.
 

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Posted by Sean Retconnery on :
 
Hmmm... Looks like a highbrow and tasteful thread. Perfect for a first post. The answer has to be Brainiac 5. As noted that's why he never wore tight shorts like all the other male heroes. Man needs room! Not convinced? Look at his girls. Supergirl: X ray vision folks. Saw the goods. Shadow lass: Can see perfectly in the dark! And liked it enough to travel halfway across the galaxy. But here's the clever bit.Having won the big prize Brainy uses the Coluan gift for miniaturization and wins both prizes. And that's the long and short of it.
 

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