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Topic: Dream Girl vs. the Fortune Cookie Monster!
Thriftshop Debutante
Terrifyingly On-Topic.
posted July 07, 2003 06:25 PM
Do they fight to the death of a thousand little paper cuts?
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Fat Cramer
Rich and flaky
posted July 08, 2003 02:40 AM
Well, neither of them need to sleep, so it could get pretty nasty.
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Thriftshop Debutante
Terrifyingly On-Topic.
posted July 08, 2003 02:45 AM
...so let's just cut those "in bed" remarks off at the pass, shall we, folks?
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Fat Cramer
Rich and flaky
posted July 08, 2003 03:13 AM
Of course, Fortune Cookie Monster is always accompanied by The Bill, so it's not really a fair fight.
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Thriftshop Debutante
Terrifyingly On-Topic.
posted July 08, 2003 03:19 AM
But my girl Nura is a pretty tough cookie herself...the can sign for The Bill with her right fist and dunk F.C.M. in tea with her left!
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Fat Cramer
Rich and flaky
posted July 08, 2003 03:21 AM
We're on an eggroll here...
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Thriftshop Debutante
Terrifyingly On-Topic.
posted July 08, 2003 03:24 AM
I thought that what you got with two Carggites?
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Fat Cramer
Rich and flaky
posted July 08, 2003 03:27 AM
Well, that one just blew up my computer. I guess Calamity King has entered the fray.
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matlock
Advisory
posted July 08, 2003 10:22 AM
There's a joke in me somewhere about Nura, the Khunds and General Tso, but I just can't work it out. Oh well.
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Fat Cramer
Rich and flaky
posted July 08, 2003 11:41 AM
Nura was finally defeated when F.C.M. got The Bill to add on Beef Khund Pao and General Tso Chicken. There's only so much a girl can take, especially calorie-wise.
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Thriftshop Debutante
Terrifyingly On-Topic.
posted July 10, 2003 05:55 PM
So she'll kick ass an hour later!
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Portfolio Boy
Deputy
posted December 12, 2003 12:03 PM
I had Chinese for lunch today. My fortune cookie read, "You will always get what you want through your charm and personality."[ December 12, 2003, 12:03 PM: Message edited by: Portfolio Boy ]
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Eryk Davis Ester
Created from the Cosmic Legends of the Universe!
posted January 22, 2011 06:30 AM
Next Legion issue you read... imagine Dream Girl speaking with Cookie Monster's voice!
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Fat Cramer
Rich and flaky
posted January 23, 2011 02:20 AM
Brainiac 5: "Fascinating!"
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