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301. Go back to your hometown. Which happens to be one of the most dangerous places around, with your father to get your Mojo back.
302. Hang out with an ex girlfriend for a few weeks, then tell her you know why you have not been able to do you job. SHES TOO DAMN DISTRACTING!!!
303. Lose your sanity. Use a machine to make a weapon powerful enough to destroy the universe. Have a friend eat said machine to save universe causing him to lose his sanity as well. Claim yourself ruler of the universe.
304. Try out for club, get rejected from club because you can only use the power you have once. Die saving members from club using said power. Come back a year later. Date Hot Winged Chick.
305. Your mom is elected President of Earth She then proceeds to annoy your friends. you start to whine about it bringing new meaning to the term mommas boy.
306. Resort vacation in the Himalayas with your new girlfriend: 1500 credits
Damage to resort after major fight with new girlfriends' ex boyfriend: 1.5 million
Finding out new girlfriend is actually a shaping changing spy who will imitate anywoman you want but not knowing what your going to tell your mom: Priceless.
-------------------- I sought truth.. and found friendship and love, which even your lies can never take the memory of from me. (B5 to Time Trapper LSH 50)
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307. Get a new gig using one of the most powerful weapons in the universe. Lose gig because your greed drove you to see the origin of the universe and you would have seen it too, if not for theose meddling kids.
308. Have your own kid only to see him side with those meddling kids time after time after time preventing you from taking over the Earth.
309. After finding out your Pops is the richest SOB in the U.P. Do you embrace your fathers' lifetstyle of the rich and famous? Do you try try to learn the family business? Do you even try to connect with your newfound father?
NO!!! you decided to go on a suicide run undercover on one of the most dangerous planets there is and bring a few friends with you. Where I come from we have names for Idiots like you. Oh wait I already said it. IDIOT!!!!
310: You get out of the joint after a thousand years, you start dating a woamn who loves you to death and you can't even take her on a decent vacation? For crying out loud man!!! Apokolips??? The Science Asteroid? I got a suite on Ventura and a weeks worth of white body makeup. You sir should watch your back!!!!
311. Burned in a low yield nuke explosion you lead a simple life in your brother shadow until you finally sleep with a girl and save the universe. Oh yeah you die doing it, sorry.
312. You bring your sister to be cured by Dr Smartest guy in the known universe. Not only is she not cured, she's possesed by a crazed computer. as a consolation prize you get the power to become invisible and teleport uncontrollably.
-------------------- I sought truth.. and found friendship and love, which even your lies can never take the memory of from me. (B5 to Time Trapper LSH 50)
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313. Tell all your friends that you've changed your name to KHARLAK and that if they or anyone else touches you they will have ten milliunits to recite the honorable litany of Shame And Apology!
-------------------- I sought truth.. and found friendship and love, which even your lies can never take the memory of from me. (B5 to Time Trapper LSH 50)
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314. Put a sign that says Conquer over your computer. feign ingnorance when it tries to take over the world.
315. Go to the nearest car dealership, Put up a sign that says Nullport in front, put a horse head on a salesman, Complain that the 5 mark 494 cruisers you ordered are late and you demand compensation.
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We'll do our number: Go out there and try and hold the universe together for another day. After all this is why we're all here right?
-------------------- I sought truth.. and found friendship and love, which even your lies can never take the memory of from me. (B5 to Time Trapper LSH 50)
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320. Use Penetra-vision to sneak peeks at hot team mates in the shower
321. Be hurt and confused when the Science Police come to arrest you, and claim that you've been de-powered so it *couldn't* be you.
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