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Let's not forget her over the top derision of Kid Quantum in the Reboot! What was *that* all about?

In fact, let's examine Rokk & Ayla's relationship in the reboot. She practically loved him like an older brother figure--substitute for Mekt? Or perhaps it was a more lustful, deep-seated sexual desire for Rokk?

Now take that into account when we look at the preboot versions, which ultimately would be quite similar, much like Earth-1 Superman and Earth-2 Superman were very similar. Preboot Ayla likely had very deep feelings towards Rokk. I suspect there was a long history of secret love & abuse between the two of them throughout the entire Adventure era, likely kept secret because of Garth. Neither was blameless.

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Maybe Rokk's slapping of Ayla has it's roots in his deep-seated and long-frustated desire to slap *Garth?*

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Well biologists tell us that sexual desire in females is a function of testosterone levels. WaK Ayla has been implied to be highly amorous. Perhaps you're already seing some hormonal abnormalities.

Heh, my long-held theory that Ayla was born Garth's identical (i.e. *male*) twin remains in play!

In fact, looking at the date on that post, it was in play before I even theorized it!

I'm that awesome.

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Pure EVIL!!

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This is why nobody should ever be forced to wear a giant feather emblem on their costume. It leads to a subsequent lifetime of overcompensating in the other direction. Womankind was not meant to dress as Care Bear--- OF SPACE!!

[No] I mean, I did the same thing, and you can see how that turned out...

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Despite knowing Light Lass is crazy on a level that only Pulsar Stargrave and Sun Emperor have achieved, I would likely still have dated her in high school and the first two years of college.

By then I would have decided she was too crazy for me and she would have decided I was too *male* for her.

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You gotta give her one thing, though... no guy would ever have a problem getting it up for her! [Hmmm?]

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"Wow! How thrilling...!"
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I know that's what I'm thinking every time I French-kiss a lesbian...

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<takes off lesbian costume>

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Deeply closeted Ayla can't keep her paws off the other gal Legionnaires! Shameful!!

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Tsk.

Oh, rhino. A little bromance womance among friends never hurt anyone!

[Poke Joke]

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"Wow! How thrilling...!"

Oh, c'mon! Even with the Care Bear logo, she's pretty easy on the eyes.

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Throwing herself at Lone Wolf. Shameless!!

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Ayla has one foot in the closet & the other foot on a banana peel!!

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I remember that! It was from Ayla's Mary Lou Retton-as-a-suppressed-lesbian phase. (and apparently Vi's Chita Rivera-as-a-take-no-prisoners-one)
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