Topic: Ways to get your Legion fix once "The Legion" ends...
Eryk Davis Ester
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76. If female, hypnotize other females into betraying their male friends by pretending to date them and then putting them in life-threatening situations.
77. If rich, blow all your money on experiments to give you super-powers that turn out to be more dangerous than useful.
78. Piss off an imp.
79. Disguise yourself as someone else. Then start dating the guy who has had a crush on that person for years.
80. Lock yourself and your friend in an attic. Then start using powerful weapons to keep everyone else out of your hometown. Pretend you have an entire army under your command.
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86. Get drafted and have to leave the club you currently belong to; suggest that they replace you with the girl who recently was rejected from the club and then whipped your ass.
87. Scream at your girlfriend for having to work on your night off; go out and have sex with some bimbo; call the bimbo "as intelligent as a clam"; hook back up with your girlfriend after having cheated on her with the bimbo.
88. Beat the crap out of you friend who is upset with you because your religious holiday is causing the death of her brother and several more of your friends.
89. Catch a deadly disease; see which of your friends will sacrifice themselves to absorb the disease out of you and into them.
90. For Queens only: Marry a commoner from another planet.
Eryk Davis Ester
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91. For kicks, get everyone you know to pretend they don't remember your girlfriend and one of her friends. Then get two of your male friends to go around dressed in your girlfriend's and her friend's clothes and act like its perfectly natural.
92. Build a door with a giant keyhole. Require that someone die to unlock it.
93. Blow up the moon. Wait until everyone has calmed down and everything seems to be back to normal. Then blow up the Earth.
94. Develop crush on someone you can't possibly have. When that doesn't work out, settle for someone who's incredibly lucky to have you.
95. Resign from the club you currently belong to, kill someone, and vow never to come back. Then come back in disguise.
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My favorite entries so far have been Obie's "Put a red cape on your cousin", Eryk's # 91 above, and Jim's "Refuse to help an alien trapped under a tree unless...".
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116. Transfer your essence into the lifeless husk of a dead hero so that you can nail the hot telepathic chick of your dreams.
117. Transform your facial features in order to get closer to your girlfriend, then nail the hot telepathic chick instead.
118. Develope a sexual fetish for seemingly every powerful blond except the hot telepathic chick.
119. Become an unwilling love slave in a founder's triangle thanks to the mechanations of the hot telepathic chick.
120. Become totally obsessed with your wife, then deveope a fetish on the hot telepathic chick how made you think your wife was there when she really wasn't.
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121. Donate samples of your DNA to the super-hero cellbank.
122. Pretend to steal samples of the super-hero cellbank and trick your frinds into thinking that you've used their cells oo duplicate their abilities.
123. Get cloned from samples in the super-hero cell bank. Wait 48 hours. Explode.
124. Get elected deputy leader of your club. Pitch a hissy fit.
125. Use your faceplate to create really cool reflections of hot platinum blond chicks.
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126. Pop up all over the place giving advice and generally saving the day as an incorperal phantom.
127. Wear absolutly nothing except your ancestor's red cape and call it a costume.
128. Pretend to be the decendent of a famous hero when you are really an evil robot.
129. Instantly trasform yourself from a giant rolling super-computer that looks like a gumball machine into a giant rolling super-computer that looks like a jukebox, all for no decernable reason.
130. Spend time trying to convince your other head that having two heads is actually a super-power.
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131. Form a Devil's Dozen. Learn to count. Try again.
132. Run around all the time with tiny little robotic arms, then piss and moan when you actually grow a set of real arms.
133. Don't turn evil like you had originally planed. Then spend the next several years turning into seemingly everything but.
134. Practice explaining how being Ze Toungue makes you a famous super-hero and, really, she should be honored.
135. Examine every soda in the fridge very, very carefully to make sure it is not really super-elastic fluid.
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