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Bah to Light Lass! Cos should have gave her a spanking when he was done!
She gets all complainy and hysterical, and good ol' Cos goes in there and saves the day--without using his powers!
I think she was trying to just get him killed. After all, surely she was jealous of the deep friendship b/t her brother Garth and Cos, most likely because of the guilt she was feeling due to her spending all her time with Brin now that he was a Legionnaire, instead of her twin, who had always been there for her.
I'm surprised she didn't try to get Karate Kid killed in the next mission, for being Brin's friend! What's next, get Streaky and Comet stranded in Khund space for hanging out with Proty II so much?
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From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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Thank you for your submission regarding the official position of the Cosmic Boy Apologist Society on the events depicted in S/LSH 215.
We have studied your analysis and found your reasoning to be flawed. Further our advisors contend that your arguments are wholly without merit. Thus we must categorically reject your asertions on the following basis.
Though the Legion Constitution makes no reference to corporal punishment in millitary discipline, we reject your claim that corporal punishment is allowed in the 30th century. As has long been established by this time, testimony blaming the victim in domestic violence is not admissible.
Even if we were accept your assertation that the English Common Law practice of corporal punishment was restored in the 30th century (the so-called "Rule of Thumb") Cosmic Boy does not have standing to provide correction to Light Lass. As of the time of the incident Light Lass was unmarried and such standing would be reserved to her father or in his absence her brothers Mekkt and Garth.
Therefore we maintain that 1)Light Lass is guiltless in the incident, 2) Cosmic Boy must die for his crimes.
Further, in light of Cosmic Boy's genocidal actions as the temporal criminal known as the Time Trapper, be advised that you are now under investigation as an accessory to genocide and are advised to seek counsel.
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Please do! Don't forget how she later helped push Pol Krinn to MURDER HIMSELF! She really hated those Braalian Krinn boys!
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I haven't forgotten how her desperate attempt to cling to the dangling tatters of her heterosexuality caused the gay and confused Pol Krinn to commit suicide to escape her clutches!
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Or how her constant nagging drove her older brother Mekt to become a space criminal!
And her brother Garth to kill himself. No wonder he was attracted to 'cold, iron-butt Imra'--he wanted a woman that didn't nag and get all emotional all day like his sister!
From: If you don't want my peaches, honey... | Registered: Sep 2003
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quote:Originally posted by MLLASH: I haven't forgotten how her desperate attempt to cling to the dangling tatters of her heterosexuality caused the gay and confused Pol Krinn to commit suicide to escape her clutches!
She was doing a Joan Collins by throwing herself at the clueless boy...but wait...didn't Pol have a girl-friend called Polla? Check out S/LSH 236 (the Worldsmith story) for further confirmation!
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I reject any Ayla crime post S/LSH 215. The blow to the head was sufficient to cause significant brain damage.
Because we do not have an on-panel brain scan in the aftermath of #215. I assume that Rokk used his seniority and the fact that no one else saw him do it to hide the evidence. He likely convinced her he didn't do it and that her injuries were solely the result of the battle against the Empress.
Obviously the brain damage coupled with her latent repressed anger against Rokk (and in fact all of Braal) led to her ham-fisted seduction of Pol and to the enemies of Braal namely Imsk and Vi.
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Id like to get serious here, but Light Lass was incapacitated once before in "Lightning Lad's Day Of Dread" - or did that occur before Cos's bustier debut issue?
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And don't forget how Ayla treated poor Brin!
She literally strapped a bomb to herself that would go off if he tried to eat any of the "forbidden fruit"
Not the most gentle way to help a loved one who's facing a serious addiction problem!
And then, because Ayla needs to "find herself", she tells him he must leave the Legion (the only home he'd ever known) with her. Immediately. Or else she would leave him forever.
Gee, that's fair.
And then she acts all shocked and pissed when she finds out he tried to find her.
Ayla may just have been the bitchiest legionnaire.
-------------------- "are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over- an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist."
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The ranks of Ayla apologists is frightenly thin. Perhaps if someone were to organize them. So it falls to me to defend her. Well there could be worse fates, I could be a Cos apologist.
Again Ayla's bitchiness was a result of years of Misogyny by the men around her. Notably men she admired or thought she was in love with.
It began with Mekt who abdicated his role of the heroic male archetype of the family to Garth and had issues of ambiguous sexuality. He channeled his inferiority complex at his female sibling as a proxy for the internal struggle between the man he was conditioned to want to be and his feminine side.
Then when Ayla joined the Legion she substituted Cos for the older brother that could never appreciate her. And she was rewarded with a slap.
So she got a boyfriend, who was no good. In fact she caught him tongue tied with some blonde hussy of a telepath.
This was the last straw for her troubled view of men. Indeed she must have believed them to be fundamentally flawed. So her bitchiness and demand for accountability from her male collegues is not only understandable, it is completely justified from her frame of reference.
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Or did she want to *be* a man? Maybe Ayla enjoyed that time masquerading as her brother when she 'joined' the team.
I'm surprised she didn't pysch Sun Boy through a keyhole, since he's the one who saw through her 'disguise'.
Maaaaybe she engineered the fall of the Legion, the Dominion takeover of Earth and Dirk's descent into psychosis as retaliation...
The Wak Legion needs a drag king/prince in disguise to join under false pretenses-- and then hang around as member for a decade or two. Hopefully, someone else besides Sun Boy can be the one to finger the ringer and avoid the wrath of a boy who's a girl dressed up like a boy.
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